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t o n y ([info]_caustic_) wrote,
@ 2009-10-04 22:01:00

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Blackberry Update.

first picture of our new baby girl,
Lucilla Grace Navagato,
born today at 4:35 pm (about a week late).
4 lbs 3 oz. and 13 in. (she's so tiny!).
both mother and daughter are doing fine.

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[info]livasaurus
2009-10-05 03:03 am UTC (link)
Awww, she's beautiful, T.
Congrats to the both of you!

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[info]_caustic_
2009-10-05 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, L. I'll pass on the congratulations.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-05 04:00 am UTC (link)
I'm far from Italian but I don't think that should have to lessen my chances of being this tiny monstrosity's Godfather.

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[info]_caustic_
2009-10-05 07:12 pm UTC (link)
I highly doubt my wife would ever consider entrusting our child to you. And that's sort of how the whole Italian Catholic Godparent thing goes.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-05 07:34 pm UTC (link)
You can at least try to convince her. Papa Jason has a nice ring to it.

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[info]livasaurus
2009-10-05 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Papa Jason has either a really creepy ring to it, or a pizza chain ring to it. Either way, disturbing.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-05 09:13 pm UTC (link)
If I open a new chain will you be the advertisement girl in the bikini?

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[info]livasaurus
2009-10-06 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Not a chance in hell, Carr.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 04:37 am UTC (link)
Just so we're clear, Jason, the answer is no. The answer will always be no. The answer would have been no even if you were Italian or Catholic.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 08:33 pm UTC (link)
The least I deserve with this child is an arranged marriage by the time she's old enough to inherit yours and Hollywood's hard earned money.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh .. you think I'm going to let you debauch my daughter? That she's going to be a future smut entry for you to display for the world? There isn't a circle in hell dark enough for where you ought to be buried, Carr. There really isn't.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm confident that by that day writing would be outdated and we'd have hologram journals for more vivid recounts. Maybe she'll be the one I fall in love with, though. Or maybe I'll just marry her for her money.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Not on your life, sicko. I'd send her to a convent before ever letting you within fifty-feet of getting your paws on her.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Nuns aren't immune to my charms. I've corrupted a few within this young life of mine.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm going to take a stab at this and say that I'm pretty sure my husband would make sure that never happened. And if not, I'm sure I could convince my father-in-law to break your kneecaps or something.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 09:34 pm UTC (link)
If your husband didn't let her it'd only be out of jealousy. I hear he enjoys a man as much as he enjoys a woman. Possibly slightly more.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 09:36 pm UTC (link)
And see, that, right there, is why just the thought of you induces my gag reflex. Do you even read what you write?

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 09:42 pm UTC (link)
The truth?

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I really hope someone breaks your face in.
Oh, P.S. Tony's happy with what he's got. Sooo whatever little delusions you've got about starting bullshit about his sexual preferences can go ahead and die now. Like you.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 09:51 pm UTC (link)
They aren't delusions and it's not bullshit. The queer he did had a mouth bigger than his own asshole. No secret about it.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Blah blah blah. You keep typing and somehow, it all looks like gibberish to me. In case you'd forgotten, I was his publicist when he was having his fun with Adrien. You bring that time period up as if I didn't already know about it. As if I wasn't the one handling the publicity that came from it. Smart, Jason. Very smart.

For the record? My gag reflex kicked in because of your assertion that Tony would ever be jealous of you trying to hook up with his daughter. Mmkay? Please, crawl back into the ground now.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 10:01 pm UTC (link)
I think if anyone needs to get themselves checked it'd be you, Arli. I never mentioned Tony being jealous of me.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 10:07 pm UTC (link)
quote If your husband didn't let her it'd only be out of jealousy. unquote.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Coupled with the comment about his apparent sexuality? It should be so difficult to figure out, deviant.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 10:25 pm UTC (link)
You're the one that posts smutty blogs about doing the unthinkable with ten cent hookers, not me. So thinking the worst of you? Not exactly what I'd call being a deviant. I've just learned that where you're concerned, there is no such thing as rock bottom.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
You're the one thinking about incest.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 10:36 pm UTC (link)
You're the one that made it sound bad. And you're just disgusting enough to have made it believable. I can't be blamed for thinking the worst of you, Carr.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Don't blame me for your own fuck ups, Charli. It seems those kind of thoughts come naturally to you... not much effort involved when it comes to assuming the worst possible scenario for your daughter and husband.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Carr? You're sitting there, talking about how you want to do my daughter for her money, but I'm supposed to magically connect the dots that you allegedly meant that Tony would be jealous of her because she had your attention? I'm sorry, asshat, but like I said. You're sleazy -- you're actually about ten degrees worse than sleazy. You disgust me, and the notion of you ever getting within ten feet of my daughter makes me want to buy a shotgun for protection.

In short? I believe the worst of you and I believe that you will always have the worst intentions. So, yes. I assumed you were being more disgustingly perverted than usual. Sue me.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 10:59 pm UTC (link)
You're good at twisting words, aren't you? I'd hire you as my publicist if I ever needed one. If you were a lawyer, I might have hired you too.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I would never represent you.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 11:03 pm UTC (link)
If you didn't know me you would. You'd have your work cut out for you. I'd pay you double.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Then I guess I should thank my lucky stars that I have the misfortune of knowing you. It saves me from any possible moral quandary over whether or not I would ever represent you.

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[info]emilysloane
2009-10-05 01:15 pm UTC (link)
AHHHH!!!! The BIGGEST congrats to the parents of the prettiest girl in the world are in order!

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[info]_caustic_
2009-10-05 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, Em! How's the tour going?

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[info]mirrorsdontlie
2009-10-05 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god! She is the most precious thing ever! Congratulations to the two of you!

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[info]_caustic_
2009-10-05 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! Arli did all the work.

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[info]arli
2009-10-28 08:57 pm UTC (link)
This is late, coming from me, but thank you so much!
You will have to come see her sometime. I'm already training her to gurgle (in mockery) at Peter Petrelli.

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[info]evanhartwell
2009-10-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Congrats. I guess there are some benefits of that whole settling down thing after all.

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[info]_caustic_
2009-10-05 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, Evan. Yeah, there are definitely some benefits.

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[info]come_on_aileen
2009-10-07 04:15 am UTC (link)
Pretty kid. : )

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[info]_caustic_
2009-10-07 04:29 am UTC (link)
Hey, thanks.

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[info]carrgovroom
2009-10-28 04:52 am UTC (link)
Don't believe her. She just overcompensates for the truths I tell.

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