⛄️ Bobby Drake ⛄️

Bobby Drake

Drake's Tax Services are now open for business! Seriously guys, I'm good, really good. I'm already done with Xavier's School taxes, so I'm free for any stragglers who are procrastinating the inevitable! Bring them to me and I'll treat them nice, and do it right, for a nominal fee.

I also take trades ;D

( [Private] )

POLAR BEAR CLUB! Listen up! We've got a run this coming Saturday! First one of the year so gear up! It's gonna be awesome! We're headed to Coney Island at 10am and as usual, there'll be plenty of hot chocolate, coffee, and cookies to all you little cubs when you come out of the water!

We dip with or without snow fall!

It's done! The ice skating rink is ready for use at Xavier's! Just be careful out there, guys. It's regulation hockey size and perfectly smoothed. Eat your heart out, Zamboni! Also, remember that it's on top of the lake which is still not completely frozen in all areas. No powers on the ice and stay in the rink, no wandering out to explore the rest of the lake. That's all the rules I got. Have fun!

Who's helping to decorate the Christmas tree in the main foyer?

( [Kitty] )

FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT! - Steve McQueen marathon. We're starting with The Great Escape and going up to 1980's. Steve McQueen is the man. Chuck Norris took lessons from him on how to be cool, and failed. No one can be as cool as McQueen was. I should know.

( The Great Escape )

( The King of Cool )

[X-Servers Adults 21+]

Why are there so many drinking holidays? Why do they always come the day before a Monday? Why does the work week start on Monday? Shouldn't they start on like Wednesday and end on Thursday? I bet that's when Tony Stark's work week starts. And he's a freaking billionaire. I bet he's one of those people who failed out of school, too, because he was too smart for it, and now is crazy successful. I bet he never gets a hangover, either.

Olé Cuervo!

[X-Servers, Xavier Spanish Students, in Spanish]

And that is why Mexicans are badass.

Questions?

Money Monday! You've got a couple hours still, but tomorrow we'll all heave a sigh of relief! Or not really, but it'll be nice to be out of the paperwork for a while. This is gonna blow your mind, but being an accountant isn't always as glamorous as you'd think it is!

( [Private to Doug] )
( [Private to Scott] )
( [Private to Kitty] )
( [Private to Rogue] )

Holy God and Leprechauns, March 18th is the worst day of the year. And it's a Monday.

Whoever came up with green beer, though, is brilliant. And the person who came up with aspirin and home hangover remedies, they're pretty smart, too. They should have their own holiday.

Any other Irish or Irish-for-a-day-ers need an ice pack?

Drink up, me hearties! Next thing you know they'll be thinking we're too stupid to make our own choices with our life partners, too. OH WAIT THEY ALREADY TRIED THAT! I feel violated. Isn't this against the Constitution or something?

I'm going to get a Big Gulp before the ban starts tomorrow. WHO IS WITH ME!?

Dreary winter days getting you down? Need something uplifting and fun and for a good cause? Don't mind breaking out your swim trunks and bikinis from storage and jumping into the cold Atlantic ocean? Then climb aboard the Polar Bear bus tomorrow at 10am for the ride to Coney Island. The Polar Bear Club welcomes any first timers for this dip as we prepare for our trip to Canada.

Definitely bring a pair of surf boots or old sneakers, warm clothes to change into, a towel, and don't forget your camera!

We swim at high noon, on the dot! All donations gathered from participants and observers (there's usually a big crowd) will be given to the Children's Hospital at St. Mary's. The bus leaves at 10am sharp! So if you miss it, I hope you can fly or teleport to Brooklyn and meet us there.

It's going to be a nice and toasty 50 degrees Fahrenheit in Brooklyn with a chance of rain. Consider bringing sunscreen ;)

( Hercules! You sure you know what you're doing? )