Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote, @ 2014-02-18 22:06:00
This dwarf got aim, y0!
OUT OF CHARACTER
NAME: Umbrae AIM: see contact list but I don't use IM anymore. EMAIL: see contact list. TIMEZONE: Pacific AVAILABILITY: e-mail and google docs, only. No AIM. Not fond of threading, so that's a thanks but nooo thanks.
NAME: Kili JOURNAL:_kili_ PLAYED BY(please try to keep the PB ethnically appropriate): Aidan Turner FANDOM: Tolkien CANON POINT: post The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
CAN THIS CHARACTER BE CANON PUNCTURED? HahahahaYESpls!!1!
WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH THIS CHARACTER IN GAME? First and foremost is ADVENTURE TIME, because he won't be afraid to dive on in even if he gets wrecked in the process. Then? Let's face it. This dwarf dude is like the living form of a cupcake: he is compact, cute, and delightful. He is like the offspring of a cute shaggy puppy mated with a danger monkey. Look up. Look down. See those gifs? Don't deny the truth. If anyone's got a snowball's chance in hell of romancing a tall, hot, and capable red-headed wood Elf maiden? It's short, dark, and hairy here. I am totally willing to hop on board and see where that ship is sailing. I'm also equally willing to dwarf toss this reckless lil' pewpew hell raiser at anyone who's willing to log with me, cuz he'll need friends. Everyone needs friends. Got an archer? That's bonus points. Got an archer that likes drinkies, belching contests, and food fights? You win at the interwebz and you got a height challenged BFF 4 LYFE.
CANON HISTORY:wiki! (from movie-verse profile): "Younger brother to Fíli, Kíli is a loyal nephew to Thorin Oakenshield. Carefree and somewhat reckless, Kíli has led a charmed and untroubled life. Handsome and physically able, Kíli possesses the invincible courage of youth. He is a skilled fighter and expert archer, having been trained with weapons from an early age. As one of the youngest of the Company of Dwarves, Kíli is determined to make his mark and prove his worth."
from WETA: "Youngest nephew of Thorin Oakenshield and brother to Fili, Kili the Dwarf joins the quest for Erebor out of a belief in his uncle and the righteousness of their cause. A principled, honest young Dwarf of warm humour and upright bearing, Kili is unencumbered by the worries and prejudices born by his elders in the Company of Thorin. He is quick to befriend Bilbo Baggins and trusts Gandalf the Grey’s choice to bring the Hobbit along. Sharp-eyed and swift-limbed, Kili’s skill with a bow is unmatched in the Company, and his swordsmanship is no less impressive. When tested against Goblins, Wargs or even Trolls, Kili’s mettle shines and his blade rings and flashes as he cuts down his foes. Though young and untempered at the quest’s outset, the Dwarf has been well trained and is as brave and loyal as any in the proud line of Durin."
Aidan Turner's POV: "Kili is a bit reckless. He’s maybe a bit too cool sometimes. But he’s super-psyched about going on this huge journey as he’s never been to war, he’s only heard stories from Thorin. The relationship between him and his brother Fili is almost like Prince William and Harry. I’m the younger one, so I’d be the Harry. He’s a bit more of the rebel, but he doesn’t want to let anyone down. He’s not as loyal maybe as Fili, but he’s still part of the troop and he’s committed and wants ultimately to reclaim Erebor again. They’re all super loyal, it’s one of the traits of the dwarves."
IN GAME HISTORY: Kili and his older pimplicious brother Fili were born very close to the Scottish-English border, in Carlisle. Their hirsute mother, Dis ("ITS HORMONAL"), single-handedly raised them since their incredibly Irish father had died in a mining related accident, just shortly after Kili was born. Luckily, she had the support of her brother and a huge, ginormous extended family. More so, she already had a very good job (as a brewmaster in a brewery, no less) which eventually allowed them to move to Orange, California when the boys were in their mid-to-late teens. The boys were like two fish out of water and it took some readjusting for Kili when he had to attend public schools. However, he quickly tackled that and everything else thrown his way, with all the grace of someone recklessly and repeatedly headbutting a brick wall. Which is fitting, because he is about as subtle as a sledgehammer.
Indeed, young Kili was a fun fellow, but he was a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bit reckless. He had grown up from a kid with innumerable scuffs and bruises, into a teenager with the occasional broken bones and gaping wounds. Before his senior year in high school, the brothers had taken up small game bow hunting in the hills of Southern Calfornia and Fili shot Kili in the foot with an arrow on accident, resulting in a retaliatory and deliberate foot shot from Kili, followed by the both of them having to limp out of there to the nearest emergency room. It didn't get any better as time went on, either. Eventually Kili grew up as someone that didn't have much sense of caution at all. He would willingly dive into a friend's brawls with a good natured smile and a clenched fist to a foe's face, and emerge looking much like he'd been on the best roller coaster ride ever and he wanted to turn around and get back on again, until he puked up the eight metric tons of hot dogs he gorged on before buying ride tickets.
His mother worried with her long hours at at the brewery that she would come home to find at least one of her sons in pieces strewn across the front lawn. She tried to get Kili a job where she worked. It didn't pan out, since Kili and his brother had more of an adventurous spirit and Kili ended up drinking his weight in ale while on the clock...when he wasn't even legal drinking age, yet. By the time he was 21, a still very much immature Kili had worked in construction (he was great at pounding with hammers on nails or his fellow worker's hardhats!), but fell off too many roofs and was deemed a workman's comp hazard in his own right. Bam. Fired. He drove delivery trucks (too fast!), resulting in a pile of tickets and one massive fender bender. That fender bender resulted in Kili losing his driver's license for six months, the last half of 2013, due to reckless negligence.
His brother gave him a bicycle, but Kili insisted they could get away with extreme downhill handlebar rides and both of them ended up in the hospital with the doctors having to stop their mom from slapping them upside their fool heads to knock some sense into them. They were too damn old to be grounded, so she issued them an ultimatum. As much as she loved them, Dis was sick of their shit. She had enough problems trying to keep up with her electrolysis and facial waxing regime, and they were getting too damn old to be pulling that gung ho crap. It was wreaking havoc on their health insurance bills. Either they get real jobs doing things they loved to do (like she was doing, thank you very much) and they keep those jobs, or they could move the hell out of her 'spare' bedroom and the basement, respectively.
So Kili is on the lookout for a job now, thank you. Fili can fend for himself for once, while they scramble to make sure they won't be losing out on all the free beer mom brings home with her, and end up sleeping in their cars.
Age: Currently? A very reckless 21, lucky if he makes it to 22.
SO THIS MUST BE THE VALAR NET. I'M KILI. HELLO!
Sorry. Caps lock. Still, that's fitting? My family's a bit on the loud side of things!
Anyway. Right. Valar net! I've heard quite a lot about it and anyone seems able to post on here. Takes all types, doesn't it? So I'm going to post and ask if there's anywhere to find work. Before my mother really does kick me out on my bum, since I had to bust through the front door when my brother and I lost the house key again.
Most specifically, my brother took out the window and I did in the door. He did tell me that it was easier to fix a window, but I didn't listen. I DID almost bust my hand to bits in the process, before I finally kicked it just so. I think my way was the less messy way, since I would rather clean up splintered wood than a whole lot of glass. That stuff's cutty.
Again. Jobs. Are there any out there? Ones that aren't incredibly boring? I tend to take matters into my own hands when I'm bored and no one wants that!