Simply Sconcing

So, my ex-co-worker (if you can follow that line of relationship) texted me with the words "CALL ME ASAP!!!" today. Naturally, I freaked out. My freak out had nothing to do with paranoia and more to do with the fact that I had reasons to be paranoid when my ex-co-worker texted me with those words. (There is a long story there that involves person A, B, and C and Tab A, slot B, and not belonging to proper people.) But, anyways, I digress.... no, actually, now I'm going to digress.

SOme of you might not know that ex-co-worker is one of my best friends. She is also my photographer. I don't mean that I work for her as a digital editor - though I do. What I mean is that she photographs me. She has now done several photoshoots of me and considers me to be one of her favorite subjects to practise on. The fact that she likes to shoot nudes makes it a good thing that we are comfortable around eachother.

Anyways - still digressing - the last photoshoot that she did of my was right after I finished my peacock feather tattoos and she was shooting them for the tattoo studio that we both go to. I don't know what Inky thought of the 40 that I editted, but I had a blast (though, dammit, I missed a nipple in one of the shots and forgot to blank it out. grrr...) Anyways, Waylin saw them and suggested that ex-co-worker contact the suicide girls since they have a branch near where she lives and they specialize in girls with various body types who have heavy body modifications (which, of course, ex-co-worker loves photographing.) She was highly complimented that he would think that of her art, but - alas - I would be one of the only people in her portfolio for that style of photography.

No more digressing. An ex-client of the studio that we both worked at contacted her today. The client has been asked by the Suicide Girls to send in a portfolio and she wants my friend to shoot it. I've been pulled in as brainstormer/photo assist/editor for the project!!! SQUEEEE!! THough, honestly, I don't know why I'm so excited because this isn't going to do shit for career, but I can't believe that I might be editing the photos of a suicide girl!!

Okay... I'm done now.

hehe.....

Title: Strength in Odd Numbers
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word count: 100

Thank you to romaine24 for the read over and to nicbemused for originally getting me to write this pairing. They are now my comfort food.

Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. All characters you recognize are property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Bros., et cetera et cetera.

Summary: Some days Draco looks around himself and sees a school in chaos, and he seeks something that will bring him comfort and give him strength.

Okay, so many of you might be wondering for my quest for Eeyore, which has been marked by this picture:





That quest was because I had another picture. You see, I was at DragonCon. And that little Eeyore went with me, since the real Eeyore did not. The entire purpose of that was so that I could get this picture:

A/N: Written for my 30_somthings Lyrics table, Prompt #13: "See these eyes so green I could stare for a thousand years."
Characters: Sirius Black (Remus Lupin, Harry Potter)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. All characters you recognize are property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Bros., et cetera et cetera.
Critiques: Why yes, thank you. (And please, do try to be that polite as well. *grin*)

Summary: Everyone always told Harry that he had his mother's eyes. Unfortunately, nobody thought to warn his godfather before they met for the first time.

Title: Death of a Dream - The Fall of the House of Black
Theme: For my 30_somethings Lyrics table Prompt #4: "We've got the dreamers disease."
Characters: The Black Family
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. All characters you recognize are property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Bros., et cetera et cetera.

Summary: The family tree of the Most Ancient and Noble House bore fruit to various personages. However, they all shared one thing: they had passionate dreams of the House of Black.

I have many adventures to tell! But first...

Where's Eeyore!?!?!?! I need you, my darling. 

If all you've read about me are my stories and the scant little blurb in my Profile...

I bet you might be wondering who the hell I am... *snicker*

Or... maybe you don't care.

If the latter is the case, then don't follow the link.

Author: _Ky_ (kyfairie    )
Title: In the Eye of the Beholder
Rating: Pg
Characters/Pairing: Draco/Luna
Warnings: Um...It's Draco and Luna, But, it's Pre-Romance, so none, really
A/N: This was inspired by a line in Rotton Wood by romaine24   and then nicbemused   fed the plot bunny beautifully on the Cipher Forum until, alas, I had no choice but to write it. Then, it was suggested that I post it here. So, 'ello, this is my first posting. I do not have a beta for this story, all errors are my own. 

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these beautiful characters, I only play, and dream, and make no money. If I did own them,  I would also own a pink 1967 Fastback Mustang just so my huband would cringe ever time he saw it, knowing that he finally had his dream car... but it was pink. However, that is the only malace intended with this story. heh.

Summary: Draco Malfoy's final year at Hogwarts was not what he expected it to be. However, one of the strangest days had to be the day that he went into the Forbidden Forest, and met a girl who was barefoot and comfortable with death.

( In the Eye of the Beholder )

I have picked up a Lyrics Themed table from 30_somethings. The Black Family and I are going to have some fun.

Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Remus/OFC, mention of Remus/Sirius
Warnings: Sex (het), language, somewhat angsty
Genre: My ever favorite Dark and Fluffy
Spoilerish type thingy: This story takes place in the same world as my Halcyon Days series, so there are mentions of concepts that carry over from there. However, they are not prominent in the story.

Dedication: Written for a weekly challenge prompt given by the wonderful KTG (kathrynthegreat) 

Summary: When Remus first met Natalya, he wasn't looking for anything in particular - most certainly not to meet another werewolf. But when he left her he was looking for someplace to call home.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Harry Potter. If I did, I would own a pony, too.

Pairings: James/Lily, implied Remus/Sirius, Peter/OFC
Rating: PG
Warnings: None

Author's Note: This story was written for the Cipher Anniversary challenge. (Prompt: story must contain an anniversary, a death, or a birth, and be at least 2007 words.) Also, it takes place in the same world as my Halcyon Days series, so the explanation behind some of the settings and the character of Juliet derive from there. 

Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters; I just play with them and hope they enjoy it. (No children were hurt in the process of said "play") All characters you recognize are property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Bros., et cetera et cetera.

Summary: Lily and James have a wonderful first wedding anniversary, but it leads to more than either of them would have expected. In a time of war, their love can do many things: it can bring life, and it can bring death. 

Pairings: James/Severus
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: slash, DH spoilers, not very nice.

Author's Notes: Written for the LJ MERSE fic exchange. Giftee was Bewarethesmirk, who requested James/Snape, walls, frottage, dirty talk, and for it to please be filty and nasty. I tried to comply.

Many thanks to romaine24 for the discussions and the read over, and to snapesgirl_62 for letting me blackmail her into a beta read. *kisses to both of you* Also, some of the dialogue might seem familiar, as it is adapted from Deathly Hallows, as well as Order of the Phoenix.

Summary: Everyone was accustomed to seeing them fight through out the halls of the castle. It had become common place. Nobody knew how far they would take it, how far everything would go between them. Especially since they both made one vital error: they underestimated the girl they were fighting over.

Warnings: none, really, bit of language.
Genre: Dark and Fluffy?
Rating: PG 

Disclaimer: I do not own them, nor do I profit off of them. I just have fun with them.

Summary: It happens every year, if he wants it to or not, but the summer after his third year had to be the worst. However, in the end, he found a bit of comfort in knowing he wasn't alone. Written to begin the Hogwarts Express Round Robin on Cipher.

I'm posting this story to my journal first merely because I thought the title was rather ironic. It is, as of yet, the only Harry/Draco story I have ever written.

Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, Drunkenness, Wonky Timeline
Dedication: Written for Scully's B-Day Challenge on Cipher. Her wish was for sexy H/D fluff using the words Jeans, Nose, and Cigarette.

Thanks to Romaine, Alisanne, and Booklady for the beta help!