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December 23rd, 2009

Fic: Holiday Feast

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Title: Holiday Feast
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus prepares for something, he just doesn't know what.
Word Count: 1000
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Boy smexing.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt #23: Holiday feast. This is part 23 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride, In the Library, Most Precious Possession, Practice Makes Perfect and Silver and Gold and Mistletoe.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Holiday Feast )

It's Christmas Eve (In Europe)

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and call off Christmas )

nothing like an enthusiastic sub!reindeer.

Drabble: Patronus Publicity

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Title: Patronus Publicity
Author: [info]alisanne
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snarry100's prompt #193: Patronus
Warning(s): None that I am aware of.
A/N: There are some things that cannot remain hidden.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Patronus Publicity )

An LOL Christmas Greeting

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cat macros ahoy! )

Drabble: Well Wrapped

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Title: Well Wrapped
Author: [info]alisanne
Prompt: Written for [info]harryron100's prompt: Ribbons
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Category/Warnings: Humor/ rating is for nudity
A/N: Eon makes up for his less-than-stellar wrapping skills.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Well Wrapped )

December 22nd, 2009

Fic: A Proper Ride

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Title: A Proper Ride
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco makes a few wrong assumptions.
Word Count: 372
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Kinkiness implied.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Jingle Bells, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent Prompt: Sleigh ride
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Proper Ride )

Fic: Silver and Gold and Mistletoe

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Title: Silver and Gold and Mistletoe
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry needs a bit more discipline.
Word Count: 1045
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Orgasm denial, a tiny bit of CBT.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #21: Mistletoe, and for prompt #22: Silver and Gold. This is part 21 and 22 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride, In the Library, Most Precious Possession and Practice Makes Perfect.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Silver and Gold and Mistletoe )

Today's Holiday Giggle

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nws )

might also be a bit tacky. I promise something new and silly tomorrow

Drabble: Tour Guide

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Title: Tour Guide
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Harry Potter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Summary: Bill is a good boy.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Written for [info]leela_cat. She requested this on Saturday when I was visiting [info]celandineb, and even though we didn't manage it that night, I managed it today. She requested Bill/Harry, prompt: Pharaoh.

Tour Guide )

Drabble: Daily Celebration

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Title: Daily Celebration
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt #313: Snape’s Holiday Season
Word Count: 100
Warnings: kinkiness implied. ;)
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Daily Celebration )

Drabble: Well Fortified

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Title: Well Fortified
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Word Count: 100 x 4
Rating: PG overall
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt #100: Century
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Happy 100th prompt, [info]neville100!

Well Fortified )

Holiday squee

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It's midnight and I am finally checking my mail. *rolls eyes at self*
Thanks to everyone whose Holiday cards and gifts I received today:

[info]swtalmnd, I love the Snarry card, thank you!

[info]mahaliem, the carousel card is gorgeous, I can't stop playing with it. *g*

[info]minuial_nuwing send me a lovely card with a winter scene, thank you, sweetie!

♥ My darling [info]sevfan sent me a sparkly snowman card, thank you, luv!

[info]softly_sweetly sent me an adorable card with deer and tree confetti *plays with confetti*

[info]knic26! OMG, I'm amazed at how grown up he is! *boggles*

[info]dementordelta! I got it today and iI cracked up. Dude, we are SO playing with this at the next con. ;)

[info]fancypantsdylan gifted me with a snowglobe on my user page, thank you, sweetie!

You all made my day! *glomps tight*

December 21st, 2009

Fic: Reindeer Post

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Title: Reindeer Post
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: G
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry knows not to get in Draco's way.
Word Count: 300
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Reindeer, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Lit outdoor tree
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Reindeer Post )

Birthday Wishes

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Happy Birthday today to

[info]geekus_feminina!


Many happy returns! :)

Holiday Fun

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It's the Holidays! MY favorite!!! *tail wags and barks*

pictures of us )
SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

Catching Up

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I posted a one shot at [info]adventdrabbles today. It's around 1240 words +/- and NC-17. I think this is almost the end of my slutty Severus fics for the year.

today's Holiday Cheer )

Reccety rec rec

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Okay, so I am TOTES behind in reading and thus reccing, but I just received as a gift a GEM of a story that simply cries out to be shared. :)

A Warm Reception is today's offering in [info]3fan_holidays and it's FOR ME! *bounces* And tailor made it is, too.

Now you all know I don't automatically rec fics for me, but this one definitely deserves it. It's Drapery, and the characterizations are perfect. Severus is dour and snide, his wit as sharp as a shiv, and he needs help. When he finds a way to get the help he requires, Harry and Draco are there, and it's clear that they have a plan to get Severus both well and into their bed (not that I blame them). But of course, Severus has his own plan. ;) Oh how I love plotting Slytherins. *g*

Whoever this is has a deft touch with language, just the little details in the story made me smile, and their Snape voice is SPOT ON.

Go! Read! Review! Make a writer's day! :)

Weekly Fic Wrap Up

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Weekly fic wrap up time!
I'm almost afraid to see the list for this week as it's sort of been one big blur. Between work and life and fests I am hopelessly behind. It's my plan to spend a few days catching up with the multitude of fest fics that people have recommended to me, as well as to try to get ahead in some fic writing. We'll see what happens. ;)
Anyway, on with the list:
Ali's list of fics: December 14th thru December 20th )
Here's what's coming up:
Ali’s list of WsIP )

As for fests... I am at skip=5648392 and hopelessly behind. I plan to catch up on posts at [info]adventdrabbles, [info]daily_deviant, [info]snapelyholidays, [info]snarry_holidays and [info]harry_holidays. If there's something you think I need to see, PLEASE let me know. :)

December 20th, 2009

Fic: Collaborative Drabbles

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One last post tonight. Sorry for the spammage, but I just wanted to repost the drabbles I did with [info]celandineb when I was visiting her yesterday. The header is shamelessly stolen from Cel. ;)

Title: December 2009 Collaborative drabbles
Authors: [info]alisanne and [info]celandineb
Fandom: mostly HP, one ST:Reboot
Pairings: various (Severus/Harry, Charlie/Draco, Neville/Blaise, Neville/Ginny, George/Hermione, James T. Kirk/Leonard McCoy).
Rating: general (lots of innuendo)
Warnings: implied future mpreg in one, otherwise nothing but schmoop
Note: These drabbles were written to prompts from various folks on the occasion of Ali visiting Cel.

Collaborative Drabbles )

Fic: A Good Idea

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Title: A Good Idea
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson.
Summary: If Draco's happy, everyone's happy.
Word Count: 420
Genre: Humor, pre-slash
Warnings: Innuendo
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Nuts, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: brownie snowmen.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Good Idea )

Fic: Practice Makes Perfect

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Title: Practice Makes Perfect
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus and Harry have a serious discussion.
Word Count: 870
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Mpreg (if you squint)
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #20: Snowman. This is part 20 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride, In the Library and Most Precious Possession.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Practice Makes Perfect )

advent drabbles

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Prompt 20) Snowman
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
NC-17
Warning: Voyeurism, exhibitionism
Word count: 746

we can make a snowman )

Drabble: Cooperation

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Title: Cooperation
Author: [info]alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snupin100's prompt #239: Mistletoe and Wine.
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta: [info]sevfan
Authors Notes: Severus can be obliging when it suits him.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Cooperation )

More Knitting Photos

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I received a card from [info]gommeke. The neighbor brought it over today. Apparently it got mixed in with their letters.

I finished the shawl I was working on!

two hours to tie fringe on this puppy )

Photobucket



today's NWS/perverted holiday funny )

December 19th, 2009

Birthday Greetings

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Happy Birthday today to

[info]sirenprincess!


and



[info]swansong33!


Many happy returns! *hugs*

Fic: Gift Certificate

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Title: Gift Certificate
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry puts a regifted certificate to good use.
Word Count: 445
Genre: General
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas Prompt: Regifting, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent Prompt: Massage
Beta: [info]celandineb
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Gift Certificate )

Fic: Most Precious Possession

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Title: Most Precious Possession
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus goves thanks for his most precious possession.
Word Count: 630
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #19: Winter solstice. This is part 19 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride and In the Library.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Most Precious Possession )

Drabble: Quite Acceptable

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Title: Quite Acceptable
Author/Artist: [info]alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for [info]harry100's prompt #62: Lily Luna
Rating: PG
Length: 100
Warnings(if applicable): Mpreg.
Summary: Harry finally comes up with a decent name.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Notes: Sequel to A James By Any Other Name and Natural Selection, so it makes more sense if read after those two.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Quite Acceptable )

Drabble offer

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Wheeee! Am finally at [info]celandineb's (strangely, even though I have been been here several times, I got lost *sigh*). Anyway, we've finally managed to get my Mac to talk to her network, so we've decided to post requesting prompts for drabbles.
Please give us a pairing and a ONE WORD prompt (HP only please, although we prolly could be talked into ST: Reboot).
The first FIVE requests will be entertained, and if we have time and inspiration, we may do more.
SO, post away!

I declare today Pic Spam Saturday!!!

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That's right, today is the day to post your picspam. I want to have the vicarious thrill of snow, see other folks' holiday decorations, what ever you feel like posting.

our shrub )

two of the four gifts I'm knitting )

other decorations )

santa's helpers )

December 18th, 2009

Recs from Week Three of Fests

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I have several links here, most of which you've seen already (heh, I was a lucky, lucky girl this week!), but I'm dropping them again, because fest comments are down across the board and I figure maybe a bunch of y'all didn't see when I posted them last time, for one reason or another.

Remember, y'all, when you read/view something and you like it? Leave feedback for the author/artist. It's disheartening as hell to work your ass off on a fic, get it as perfect as you can, and then hear nothing but resounding silence in return.

[info]daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas:

I actually haven't been reccing individual things from here, because everything's just been THAT AWESOME, but these were for me *is lucky lucky lucky* and therefore deserve a bit of extra acknowledgement. He Wants Him is the most delicious of kinks: double dipping. Guh and yum and bullet-proof, this kink is. And the fic more than lives up to the kink! Bill/Draco, Charlie/Draco and hints at more. Oh, sweet lord, I think this fic may have spontaneously impregnated me. If it didn't, then the art I received CERTAINLY did. Taste is a Kingsley/Charlie art of utter holy hell hotness that just... omg. Tongue and freckles and hipbones and scruff and Kingsley's bald head and... Well. If I was a guy, I'd have been in the same visible state as Charlie. Ahem.

[info]lupin_snape's Snupin Santa:

I have not read a lot from this fest, but this one came highly recommended to me. Mad Wolves and Englishmen. Hilarious and hot and everything I ever want from a fic, including Texas. :D This Snape is just perfect and Remus--who, let's be honest, it takes a lot to make me like since I kind of hated him a lot in canon--was believably himself while somehow also being a fucking awesome character. I have no idea how the author pulled that one off, but she/he did it splendidly! I loved this fic to death and can't rec it enough.

More recs under here )

There will be a part two to this tomorrow. I am tired and know I'm forgetting a bunch of fic and art, so. Tomorrow. There will also be non-fest fics in tomorrow's batch, so for those who need to know the author before committing to reading, look out for that.

For now, though, I will simply nag stress again, comment! Comment, comment, comment. Pleeease.

Fic: Secrets of the Night

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Title: Secrets of the Night
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: The time has come to tell the world.
Word Count: 380
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Yule/Yuletide, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: red and green pjs
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Secrets of the Night )

Fic: In the Library

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Title: In the Library
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Hermione always looks out for her friends.
Word Count: 545
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Voyeurism
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #18: Champagne. This is part 18 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation and Sleigh Ride.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

In the Library )

I got Mail!

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I received a card today from [info]venturous! Very lovely Snarry art on the card. The hubby was amused by the squid waving at Severus and Harry. [info]fledermaushund was fascinated by the way the card smelled. I guess she could tell Seneca and Lily sent their greetings too. :D

tmi or too much fish )

I have a tree up and partially decorated. Pic spam tomorrow.

Holidays Rock!

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Time to say thank you to some of the lovely people who have send me awesome Holiday cards!

♥ Smooches to [info]inell for the sparkly tree card. *admires*

[info]dementordelta sent me a FABULOUS and very romantic Snarry Christmas card with them about to smooch under mistletoe. *happy sigh* Thank you, dear!

[info]felaine sent me the cutest (and pouffiest, lol) Santa card. So adorable, thank you, hon! :)

♥ Cuddles to [info]snapesgirl_62 for the jolly penguin card!

♥ And [info]celandineb wrote me the sweetest Snarry. *smishes her tight* Also, I get to see her tomorrow! *bounces*

Drabble: First Snow

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Title: First Snow
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: G
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass implied, Scorpius Malfoy.
Summary: The world could stand to see a happy Malfoy.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Gen
Warnings: Minor character death implied.
A/N: Written for [info]draco100's prompt #71: First Snow
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

First Snow )

Link grumpage

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Hathorlegacy, which I usually like, recommended a rather fearmongering article on slate which was pretty much "OMG! Too many Catholics on the Supreme Court!" and showed very very little understanding of how Catholicism in the US actually works. The days of blind obedience to the Pope are over, folks. US Catholics are essentially politically demographically exactly the same as the political demographics for the rest of the country.

(brought to you by the committee of "No I haven't heard evangelicals tell me I'm some sort of papal automaton and I'm going to hell nearly often enough. Please, tell me this again." and its subcommittee of "Nope, haven't heard I'm stupid and automatically incapable of rational thought for having a religion at all often enough either.")

Yay, Birthdays!

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Happy Birthday today to

[info]lalaith_niniel!


and



[info]japonicastar!


Many happy returns to you both! :)

December 17th, 2009

Fic: Beating the Storm

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Title: Beating the Storm
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry and Draco escape.
Word Count: 375
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Fluff!
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas Prompt: Icicle, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Snowy house.
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Beating the Storm )

Fic: Sleigh Ride

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Title: Sleigh Ride
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry persuade Severus to take a ride.
Word Count: 1230
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Smexing!
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #17: Reindeer. This is part 17 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond and Rest and Relaxation.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Sleigh Ride )

I got Mail!

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I got a card with surprises today from [info]deborak! Those photos of fashion are wonderful. *dances*

Drabble: Jingle Bells

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Title: Jingle Bells
Author: [info]alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snarry100's prompt #192: Jingle Bells
Warning(s): Silliness
A/N: Harry owes Severus big time.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Jingle Bells )

Are you jealous yet? Are you?!

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So my week of awesomeness continues being awesome. Another gift for me posted! ART. Yes, someone really loves me. *buys another lotto ticket*

The only downside is that I'm pretty sure this is the last possible gift to post for me, lol. BUT! Considering how awesome everything I've been given has been? I am so so so lucky.

Today's gift: Taste on Kinky Kristmas, which is ART, of the VERY not safe for work or inlaws or children variety. It's a gorgeously drawn Kingsley and Charlie (unf!) and there are bits of male anatomy sort of front and center, but dude. The tongue and the licking and the hipbones? I'm...just... unf. And ngngngh!

I believe I shall just collapse right here into a puddle of gooey squee. *collapses*


Also, and this is like a 180° twist in this post, but [info]leela_cat is doing a Eight Days of Hanukah event on her journal. I've already snagged some delicious recipes from her and read one of the most beautiful bits of original femslash, but yesterday's offering was a Snape-centric gen fic which is just completely moving. The Friday Box is a story you really need to read.

Birthday Greetings

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Happy Birthday to

[info]manx65!


Many happy returns! :)

Fic: Rest and Relaxation

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Title: Rest and Relaxation
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry takes an enforced holiday.
Word Count: 482
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Mild angst, a sad lack of porn.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt 16: Christmas robin. This is part 16 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment and True Bond.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Rest and Relaxation )

December 16th, 2009

Fic: The Santa Suit

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Title: The Santa Suit
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Santa Clause is coming to town. ;)
Word Count: 155
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Innuendo.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Saint Nick, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Sexy santa
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Santa Suit )

I must have done something good!

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I have no idea what it could be, but I must have done something DAMN good, because I am being SHOWERED with awesome fic this fest season.

TWO fics today. TWO. *puts up fingers, shows you* TWO.

First (in the order that I saw them, lol), was the gift written for me on [info]daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, He Wants Him, which is Bill/Draco and Charlie/Draco (and has one of my favorite new kinks: double dipping!!). Part of my request was that plot be left entirely out of the fic. :D Yes, I'm serious. Plot was my deal-breaker. Hey! It's Kinky Kristmas. Don't judge me! :P

Anyway, the author totally took my prompt and ran wild with it and it's AWESOME. I totally flailed. Even if you're not into HP fandom, you should probably check this one out, because dude, you don't need to know anything about the fandom to drool over it. Seriously.

And then!! As if that wasn't enough... I checked my LJ flist and what to my wondering eye should appear but a [info]happy_trekmas fic, for me!!! ME! *flails more* This was a sublimely intense bit of Kirk/Spock with sensory deprivation and much hand porn along with some really awesome Vulcan history. I was so drawn into this fic, just the language that the author uses is fantastic and lyrical in the extreme.

Songs of Seleya.

And that's not even taking into consideration the fact that I've already received an awesome Drarry fic on [info]harry_holidays and an utterly magnificent Snermione fic on [info]snapelyholidays.

I'm gonna go out and buy a lotto ticket now. :D I'm sure to win!

Bah, meant to cross post this way earlier.

Birthday Wishes

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Happy Birthday to

[info]vamp2puppy!


Many happy returns! :)

writing

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Since there were so many votes for slash in my poll the other day, my muse decided to abandon het stories. Never mind the fact I am at less than a dozen words from finishing my [info]100quills prompt table. *pokes muse with pointy stick*

Today's offering for [info]adventdrabbles is Regulus/severus Charlie/severus. Yes, I know someone's name is lower case. While there is no actual D/s action in the fic, Severus does refer to Charlie as Master.

I may be writing up a bit of Snupin next, or I might write up a trio fic with Charlie/Severus/Harry. We'll see where my muse goes with tonight's prompt.

I got a lovely bit of Snarry art in the mail from [info]accioslash. Thank you!

Drabble: Snowbound

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Title: Snowbound
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sneaky Gyrffindors. ;)
Beta: [info]sevfan
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt #99: Snowbound
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Yay Billville!

Snowbound )
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