I'm posting this story to my journal first merely because I thought the title was rather ironic. It is, as of yet, the only Harry/Draco story I have ever written.
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, Drunkenness, Wonky Timeline
Dedication: Written for Scully's B-Day Challenge on Cipher. Her wish was for sexy H/D fluff using the words Jeans, Nose, and Cigarette.
Thanks to Romaine, Alisanne, and Booklady for the beta help!