Maggie Burghard

I HAVE BOOBS AGAIN! They may be small, but they're mine, and they're back, and I love them! Good riddance to that thing between my legs. I don't know how guys put up with them!

( Kael.. there's no comparison. )

Oh goodie. I'm a dude. I wondered when my life might be turned inside out again by magic. Seriously, kids, leave the spells to responsible grownups.

If anyone needs me, I'll be sleeping this off.

( Private: Kael )

( Different time? )

I STILL don't have a costume picked out for Halloween, and it's one of my favorite holidays. So, go ahead, offer suggestions. Everything is on the table at this point.

( What do you think mooses talk about? )

( So, in other words, I should go beat him up? )

( I'm not a slut! )

( Awe, look at you! All caring and junk. )

( I won't like.. pitch a tent or anything because of my gayness. )

( #lame )

Is it possible to chip a fang? I think I might have today. But the stupid cap on my hair putty tub was stuck. Should have listened to my mom when she said never to use your teeth to open stuff. GRR!

( Email: Lyle )

I'm not getting out of bed today. Anyone who has a problem with it can bite me, but I guarantee I bite harder.

( Fishing for compliments today? )

( Quite quite. I'll wear a monocle )

Feels awesome to be back! My summer was pretty chill. Uncle Charlie and Dad put me to work at the garage the whole time, and I can now rebuild just about any engine you put in front of me. Impressed? You should be.

Everyone else have fun?

( ...incomplete... )

I didn't realize it would hurt me too, but it does.

( Can you imagine being 8 years old forever? )