Maggie Burghard (_magpie_) wrote, @ 2012-08-26 21:16:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, kael, maggie |
Sunday: September/22/19 - AIM: Maggie/Kael
Maggie: Hey.
Kael: Hey
Maggie: Aladdin is on TV right now. I love this movie!
Kael: That's an oldie but a goodie!
Kael: Jasmine was kinda hot for a cartoon.
Maggie: You like the sheer fabric, eh?
Kael: Nah. It was more about her eyes. They were different from the other Disney Princesses.
Maggie: The cat eye.
Kael: Yeah. She's all like.. smizing and junk. Isn't that what they call it?
Maggie: You did NOT just say that!
Kael: What? Smize?
Maggie: HAHAHAHAH!
Kael: What's so wrong with that?
Maggie: I don't think I've ever heard a straight guy use that word. Are you gay?
Maggie: It would make things easier if you were.
Kael: Now see.. I don't know how to answer that. Because I'm not gay. But if it would make things easier for you to think I am, then maybe I should pretend?
Kael: I could try it. I could walk around calling everybody girlfriend and talking about shoes.
Maggie: That would be good.
Maggie: I can deal with that.
Kael: Me too. That means I get to help you pick out clothes. Which means I'll probably see you naked a lot. Or, at the very least, in your underwear.
Maggie: This is the SECOND time you've talked about me naked.
Kael: Only the second? Damn. I thought it was more than that. I must have just been thinking about it.
Maggie: Have you been thinking about me naked a lot?
Kael: No! Of course not. I'm gay, remember.
Maggie: Oh, well if you're gay, then why don't you come over right now for a pillow fight, and maybe we could take a bath together.
Kael: Hell yeah!
Kael: I mean.. that sounds positively fantastic!
Maggie: We can practice kissing.
Maggie: Or something.
Kael: Do girls do that?
Maggie: What do you think?
Kael: That no matter what you say, I am going to pretend that you do because it's super hot. I mean.. forget that. It's gross. Disgusting. Cooties.
Maggie: Yeah, nothing at all sexy about lesbians, especially not for a gay man.
Maggie: So I wouldn't want to gross you out by talking about it.
Kael: Well, you know, since I'm your friend and all, I can handled being grossed out if you really need to talk about things.
Maggie: Aren't you sweet.
Maggie: You're like the best gay friend a girl could ask for!
Kael: That's why I will be more than happy to wash your back. And even your chest, if you need me to. Even if it would completely gross me out.
Maggie: AWE! You're awesome.
Maggie: Yeah, my boobs could use help with the washing.
Kael: Yeah.I bet they're like.. just super disgusting. Because, you know, they're boobs.
Maggie: You might gag touching them, especially if they're all wet and soapy.
Kael: I'll probably even spit.
Kael: Hahaha. Sorry. That was in bad taste.
Maggie: lOL!
Maggie: I thought it was hilarious.
Kael: Good. Most girls would be all like.. eww you'
Kael: re so gross!
Kael: But you aren't like most girls. You're way cooler.
Maggie: Really?
Kael: Yeah. I mean.. you're like.. more mature than most girls my age but you still like to have fun.
Maggie: Me? Mature? HA!
Kael: It's true!
Kael: Like.. you aren't hung up on the dumb crap that most girls are.
Kael: I guess because you've been through enough to like.. know that there's more important stuff than all that crap.
Maggie: Yeah, I guess. I think you're really cool too.
Maggie: Like, cooler than just about any guy I've met.
Kael: You must not get out much. lol.
Maggie: I guess I just try to avoid liking guys.
Kael: Because of the whole.. perpetual virgin thing?
Maggie: Yeah.
Kael: Well, you know, that's not that big of a deal. I mean there are other things that you could always do that are nice. And even things that have nothing to do with sex. Like the other night. We had fun, right? We could do that again.
Maggie: Yeah, that was lots of fun. I just want more.
Kael: I'm sure that more isn't impossible, Maggie. You just have to be willing to work for it, probably.
Maggie: My friend suggested holy water, which just makes me cringe!
Kael: Oh, yeah.. I don't think that would be the best idea. I mean that could cause.. damage outside of the area that you want to be.. damaged.
Maggie: And scarring. Yuck.
Maggie: My uncle has a whole lot of scars.
Kael: That might be kinda scary.
Kael: I'm sure there's something that could be done, though. Have you talked to anyone? Like.. a doctor someone?
Maggie: Not yet. I keep meaning to talk to Wesley. He's a healer and sorta my advisor.
Kael: That could be odd though, probably. Since, you know, he's a guy.
Maggie: Yeah, but he's my friend.
Kael: As long as you're comfortable. That's what matters.
Maggie: I just want to fix this.
Maggie: Do you have anything like that? Something you really wanna change?
Kael: If I could, I wouldn't be a medium.
Maggie: Would you wanna be something else?
Kael: I don't know. Maybe. I just really don't like having the dead hanging around me all the time.
Maggie: So what would you be instead? Like, now that you know about all these other supernatural races. What would you pick?
Kael: I don't know. Something that lives a long time. But I'd want to still be able to maybe have kids someday. Maybe. I can't say right now that I've given that much thought, but I wouldn't want to like.. not be able to if I decided I wanted to later. So I guess... whatever fits in with that. A were something or other perhaps?
Maggie: If you were a lycan, I could shift when you do and we could run around as animals together!
Maggie: There's this new guy who doesn't like animals. What is that all about?
Maggie: Who doesn't like animals?
Kael: That'd be cool.
Kael: And yeah, that's weird. I mean.. animals are cute and stuff. Who is this weirdo?
Maggie: New guy. I thought maybe he'd be cool, because he grew up really fast like me.
Kael: Oh! I saw that. Weird. I don't think I've ever met anyone who just doesn't like animals in general.
Maggie: It's creepy, right? Like, I don't think I could trust someone who didn't like animals.
Kael: It is kind of creepy. I mean.. like not even dogs?
Maggie: I guess not.
Maggie: I mean, I turn INTO animals. So, yeah.
Maggie: What's your favorite animal?
Kael: Well, I think Penguins are awesome but I've never seen one up close. So I guess out of things I have seen, probably dogs. They're just so cute and they can be really dumb but also super smart too..
Maggie: I could do a penguin!
Kael: Oh yeah?
Maggie: Yeah! I could turn into one so you could see it up close.
Kael: That'd be funny. A Maggie Penguin. Ha!
Maggie: 
Maggie: But there's one rule.
Kael: Ah, a catch. What's that?
Maggie: I'll only turn into a penguin if you wear a tuxedo to match.
Kael: Ha! I think that coould be arranged. I mean.. I don't have one but Lyle probably does.
Maggie: I bet you look hot in a tux.
Kael: You gotta quit saying stuff like that. You make me blush.
Maggie: Well, hot for a gay man.
Kael: Oh, of course. Right. I'm gay. Totally.
Maggie: Which means it's totally cool if you see me get naked before turning into a penguin.
Kael: Oh yeah. Totally. I won't like.. pitch a tent or anything because of my gayness.
Maggie: OMG!
Maggie: You did NOT just use "pitch a tent"...
Kael: That's what it's called, right?
Maggie: Suddenly I feel like camping.
Kael: I am not familiar with all these straight terms.
Maggie: Wonder why that is?
Maggie: Maybe I could teach you how to be straight.
Kael: It could be possible.
Maggie: You just need practice.
Kael: Lots of it.
Kael: I'm really gay.
Maggie: I think I can help.
Kael: You could change my world.
Maggie: We should get started on this right away.
Kael: Yeah, probably. I could be straight in time for Christmas.
Maggie: See? Perfect timing!
Maggie: Do you maybe wanna come over?
Kael: Uhm.... Sure.
Maggie: We could watch a movie or something.
Kael: Okay. That sounds cool.
Maggie: Really? Awesome.
Maggie: You don't have a problem with cats, do you?
Kael: Nah. Cats are cool.
Maggie: Good. Um, well, come over when you want.
Kael: I can come whenever. Like even right now if you want.
Maggie: Sure!
Kael: Okay. See you in a few.
Maggie: See ya!
Maggie: [away]