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_marlymckinnon's InsaneJournal:
| Saturday, July 9th, 2016 | |
| 1:54 pm | Fucking Merlin. Will someone turn off the sunlight? And in the same vein, the humidity? My head feels like it's going to explode. I was going to help with this search but... I'm sure to just get in the way of everyone else. So instead.. |
| Friday, May 20th, 2016 | |
| 11:56 am | hes gone hes... his things they're gone benjy he cant be i cant i want to go home at least i know itll all be over soon there |
| Sunday, April 3rd, 2016 | |
| 5:10 pm | Well, this is getting old rather quickly. [Benjy] Can we go camping somewhere on like.. the other side of the island until this madness is over? Kids are cool and everything, but fuck, there's too many. I'm afraid I might step on one or something. |
| Thursday, February 11th, 2016 | |
| 3:50 am | ATTENTION VILLAGE: I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT YOU'VE ALL GONE BLOODY MENTAL. PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. THANK YOU. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Marlene McKinnon. |
| Saturday, January 30th, 2016 | |
| 10:53 am | I've got my waaaand. I've got my waaand. Lalalalalala!!! Sweet baby Merlin, I missed it so much. It's like getting a part of myself back or some shite. [Benjy] Thank you. |
| Tuesday, January 12th, 2016 | |
| 8:01 pm | So I finally found this damn thing under the empty cot in our hut. How the fuck did it get there? Swear this fucker grew feet and started walking away. Looks like I haven't really missed much though. Maybe some new arrivals. Welcome to prison island, newbies. Can't be too mad though, right? If I wasn't here, I'd be six feet under. Or in pieces. Honestly not too sure about that one. Bright side, I guess. Anyway, same shite, different day. Am I right? |
| Tuesday, December 1st, 2015 | |
| 3:06 pm | I'M A WOMAN AGAIN. SPECIFICALLY, I'M MY OWN WOMAN AGAIN. Fuck, I've never missed the feeling of my body so much. I'm not all sweaty and lumpy and hard, no offense, mate. Is Everyone else back to normal then? Because if so... Benjy Fenwick, where are you? Also... in no way do I condone the experiments going on at the ice cream shack right now. |
| Thursday, November 26th, 2015 | |
| 10:16 pm | Alright so... having a dick has been a trip and all, but I miss my boobs. Can we like... get our bodies back please? Frank, it's been nice and all but you're too fucking huge. I keep knocking over shite like crazy and sleeping in this body is like sleeping in a rock. How do you manage to survive? This is fucking madness. I WANT MY FUCKING VAGINA BACK, DELPHINE. PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? I CAN DO THAT, I MAKE MILKSHAKES! Also, it's sort of rude that whoever is in my body still hasn't told me. That's my fucking body, for the record. I have a right to know who has it, and if you're treating it with all the warm fuzzy love and affection it deserves. |
| Tuesday, November 17th, 2015 | |
| 7:04 pm | Ohhhhhh Frankie Frank Longbottom!!! Guess who I am?!?! Though for peace of mind, does anyone happen to know who ended up with my meat suit? |
| Wednesday, November 11th, 2015 | |
| 5:44 pm | So... those were some pretty awkward snores the other night guys. Just sayin'. I'll have what you're all having. |
| Monday, November 2nd, 2015 | |
| 11:43 pm | [Moderate Ward to Lily Potter] Lils. I know... I know you're sort of going through some stuff right now. Okay, that's like the understatement of the century, but you know. But when you have a minute, do you think... we could talk? I just... I need someone to talk to. |
| Wednesday, October 28th, 2015 | |
| 10:52 pm | I feel like I'm suffocating under a pile of rotten garbage, but somehow, there's no garbage. I'm going to bury my head in the sand until this shite subsides. I am way too worn out for once for this nonsense. Hm... now I wonder if I could bury my head in ice cream instead. Decisions, decisions. I think I'm going to take a nap. Maybe when I wake up I'll want to gag less. |
| Thursday, October 22nd, 2015 | |
| 11:31 pm | Dear Volcano, I do not appreciate how you interrupted my afternoon rock climbing with all your rocks and broken bones and debris and shite. Nor do I appreciate the toxic gasses that are being released into this wonderful air we breathe. That's just awfully rude, you see. That's what the outhouses are for, obviously, sheesh. Did your mother not teach you volcano manners? Also, for the record, pain potions are badarse. Like... theeee best. I feel like I'm floating. And you know what, so what if I broke my arm? I'm still totally doing it... again. Don't even care. This was a fluke, after all. It's not every day a volcano erupts and shite, after all. It's fine. Also... how the fuck did we not know that was a volcano? I think we all failed whatever that one study is... of earth and rocks and shit. Geography. No... no. Geology? Yeah! That one. T for troll, island. Also shout out to Clint or whatever your name is. Thanks for your help. It was like super duper appreciated and all that. Sorry I'm a loudmouth. I owe you a beer. Or a free milkshake. Or both. |
| Monday, October 19th, 2015 | |
| 3:22 pm | ( Moderate Ward to Benjy ) Anyone up for a drink sometime soon? I hear in some social circles drinking alone is frowned upon. |
| Tuesday, October 13th, 2015 | |
| 1:52 pm | Thestrals flying in the sky. A weird sea creature sneaking about the depths. Giant spiders still lurking about. Did we like... win the trifecta of island creatures lottery? I would have preferred a spa, but thanks for playing. They remind me All I can think about I just want to drink Fuck this place What now [Moderate Ward to Benjy] I miss I |
| Wednesday, September 30th, 2015 | |
| 8:50 pm | My form of advertising, please enjoy: An Ode to Milkshakes- Dear milkshake of cream and ice and flavor There is nothing about you which I do not savor You make my mouth water, but you make my hands sticky But I like this new job so I'm not so picky Now dear residents of young and old Come pick up a shake, they're delicious and cold! Don't lie, you all think I'm clever. |
| Monday, September 14th, 2015 | |
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| Wednesday, September 9th, 2015 | |
| 2:09 am | [Ward to Benjy] Are you... okay? Please tell me. |
| Monday, September 7th, 2015 | |
| 9:10 am | I DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE GETTING HERE. JUST, THANKS, OKAY? Marlene McKinnon, here to service all your milkshake needs with a smile. I literally want to cry. |
| Sunday, August 30th, 2015 | |
| 10:29 pm | Public Service Announcement Okay people, fucking seriously? Does no one here how to wipe their own arses? Was that lesson conveniently skipped over during child rearing? Because ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. If women weren't bad enough on a tropical island (and you better know that reason or you all failed anatomy too), now I have to deal with skid marks for days. I'm about to go on strike. I'd rather eat sand. Newsflash: TOILET. PAPER. Or leaves, if you really can't manage that. They work pretty much the same, except a little more scratchy. End announcement. |