So I've been in Lockewood for eight months now. Eight long-arsed months.
And I'm wondering now what the hell Skeeter actually does with those so-called secrets she seems to love collecting? Has she ever divulged any of them in the course of people being in Lockewood? Do they have anything to do with why we're stuck here? It seems a bit odd, doesn't it? Has she ever actively blackmailed someone with their secret?
In other news, I think it might be time for another streaking party. Before the weather turns, you know.