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Yo. I may or may not be here right now, but you are welcome to leave me a message.
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[29 Aug 2008|12:58am] |
I accidentally set my curtains on fire a couple of weeks ago when I decided that it was a good idea to iron them (don't judge me). So I was in the process of getting new ones when I came across this gorgeous black leather sofa set with a matching reclinable easy chair, and I just had to have them because I was getting real sick of my 70's throwback pea-green, corduroy couches. Or at least that was what I told myself to mediate this guilty conscience. Meanwhile, this jerk of a crafty salesman managed to convince me that, yes, coffee tables are a must have piece in the living-room. So, I ended up getting the entire model set, went home and realized that "no, this won't do at all because my beautiful new pieces won't go with my current off white carpet." The next thing I knew, I was remodeling my living-room.
Now, I feel compelled to warn all of you that if you ever got the urge to get new furniture, that's the cue for you to tread gently because it's a slippery slope from then on. Just last night, I got this god awful urge to get rid of my kitchen counters while I was heating up some frozen food-like substance because they didn't match my wallpapers. Thankfully, I was distracted from that thought by my exploding dinner. Yeah, so my living-room now looks like it's copy and pasted from Decor, which would be cooler if I actually use my living-room. Now that's done, I'm going to go thump my chest and do something manly, like crushing beer cans on my head or something.
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