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Apr. 16th, 2010

[Triginta]

I could take advice about my dog from a horseman who can't look after his own horse.

Or, I could not.


[Envy]
You would be the third Sin leaving your sex toy lying around. Perhaps the fourth. Is it too much to ask to have everyone clean up after themselves?

Would you mind taking your sex partner somewhere else? He irks me.

Mar. 9th, 2010

[OOC] Interlude: Alright, I'll talk.

1sentence challenge; 10 from Delta set )
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Feb. 16th, 2010

[Viginti novem]

'Round and round we go.'

[Another $500,000 is wired to the account Pride has left with Envy.]

Jan. 18th, 2010

[Viginti octo]

[Divorce]
I spoke with Lust. She does not remember you, or the child. It is best you forget about the two of them as well.


[Envy and Greed]
Something is amiss with Lust. She probably has had too much sex, swallowed too much sperm and/or hit her head a little too hard in her last escapade...

Regardless, she is clinging on a little too tightly to Asmodeus and conveniently forgot about her heathen sex toy and her child in the meantime. For some reason she also seemed to find me intimidating.

I feel things may work out for the better this way, but what you decide to do with this information is your decision to make. I only request you do not let Gluttony know. He acts out a little too quickly, a little too easily, often without considering the consequences.

But then again, I suppose you two do as well.

Jan. 11th, 2010

[Viginti septem]

[Denizens of Hell]
I don't know why I always find myself disappointed when it comes to dealing with you lot.

For every minute I have to wait for Asmodeus to get his shit together, more will perish.

This is the war you declared on me. You will get what you asked for until I get what I want.

Jan. 6th, 2010

[Viginti sex]

I can't say I'm very amused, or impressed.

[Private to Divorce]
Where is she, heathen?

Dec. 24th, 2009

[Viginti quinque]

[Delivered to the Sins]
All accompanied by a card signed off by Pride, except for Wrath's which has nothing handwritten inside, and Lust's, which is addressed to 'Luxuria' at the top and has a few striked-out words below.

Envy - 18" Stiletto
Gluttony - 40 cases of Pringles
Greed - Well-aged bottle of red wine that was recently dusted off and cleaned.
Lust - Tatty Teddy teddy bear
Sloth - Cuddle Buddy pillow
Wrath - Deflated inflatable doll (it even comes with instructions)

Dec. 13th, 2009

[Viginti quattuor]

I will shoot the storekeeper of the next place I walk pass that insists on playing White Christmas on loop.

Nov. 18th, 2009

[Viginti tres]

In my room, in my house, in my property. Do not disturb.

Nov. 12th, 2009

[Viginti duo]

How typical, coming back to spam mail.


[Quoted/Paraphrased from Satan (visible to all)]
"There will be no harm brought to Lust as long as she is carrying this abomination. It will be taken from Lust and sacrificed, if it proves to be absolutely useless, but it will not be destroyed while in the womb still. Strike down any who seek to harm this child, whether they be mortal or immortal, Our own or from a different pantheon entirely.

I want Desmond's head on a pike. The first of you miserable lot to bring Me any evidence of his painful and gruesome death will receive a dose of Hellfire strong enough to put Hiroshima to shame and $ 10.000.000 in cash."

-~-~-~-

Tsk tsk. It is hardly fair game unless everyone knows what the game is. Granted, no one else outside of Hell denizens has any use for Hellfire. Perhaps you can roast a potato or two, or exchange it with someone for something a little more useful.

I have taken it upon myself to edit out all the unnecessary bullshit and self-righteous bragging. Satan's grandfatherly instincts does manifest itself in strange ways, but consider yourself in the know, Lust.


Envy, I would like my dog back. You haven't shot and/or eaten it, have you?

Oct. 27th, 2009

[Viginti unus]

[Private to Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust & Sloth]
I am leaving LA again. I have work to do.

Until I sort things out with Satan, I don't want anyone doing anything stupid.


[Delivered to Envy]
Samson

I leave him in your care during my absence. I have no one else I could ask. I do not know when I will return, but I will come back for him.

I would prefer it if you returned him alive.

Oct. 11th, 2009

[Viginti]

Ma che cazzo.


[Sins sans Wrath]

Sit, and don't do anything. I will sort it out.

Envy?

Sep. 24th, 2009

[Undeviginti]

Contractual requirements demand my immediate presence in Mississippi for ten days. I would laugh but I'm afraid I don't share the same sense of humour.


[Private] )


[Private to Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust and Sloth; BCCed to male and female faces of Divorce] )

Sep. 11th, 2009

[Duodeviginti]

Something feels amiss. It has only decided to be acutely unnerving upon my return.

Such things are only ever resolved when it is too late, so I suppose there is no need to be overly-concerned right now.

Envy, where will you be in twelve hours' time? I will come to you.


[Private to Lust and Greed]
I think

Sep. 2nd, 2009

[Septendecim]

I will be back in L.A. by next Friday. Envy, leave that weekend free.


[Left on Lust's voicemail]

He irks me. Keep him on a leash, for both our sakes. I don't want to have to deal with him as well when the angels and demons descend upon us and there is an easy, immediate and increasingly tempting way to guarantee that he stays out of the picture.

Aug. 31st, 2009

[Sedecim]

Latest Californian fire still not under control. I was pretty certain it was raining ashes, as ominous as that sounds, on the streets of L.A. At least it gives the newsmongers better things to worry about, but these are happening more often compared to in the past.

Plane was grounded due to smog, but work demands my presence on the next flight out.

If it's urgent, my cellphone will be on. If you don't have my number, it's not urgent.


[Private to Greed]

Greed,

I have not heard from you regarding any talks or deals you might have made with Lucifer. While I understand you must be busy sleeping with - what's her name, Mona? - by day and Raum by night, I would like to hear from you. Sooner rather than later.

Aug. 20th, 2009

[Quindecim]

CAUTION


This pantheon is being struck by yet another epidemic of Astoundingly Stupid.

Aug. 16th, 2009

[Quattuordecim]

[Package couriered to Lust] )

Aug. 10th, 2009

[Tredecim]

[Private to Envy, Gluttony, Lust and Sloth]

Well, it is done. Much, much easier than anticipated, but I believe we have a mutual understanding when it comes to needless bloodshed.

The onus is now on you not to do anything stupid. I know that is a difficult ask, but please do try.


[Private to Lust]

As per your albeit non-explicit instruction, I have excluded Greed from this agreement.

Aug. 9th, 2009

[Duodecim]

[Private to Envy] )

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