Nov. 12th, 2009

[Viginti duo]

How typical, coming back to spam mail.


[Quoted/Paraphrased from Satan (visible to all)]
"There will be no harm brought to Lust as long as she is carrying this abomination. It will be taken from Lust and sacrificed, if it proves to be absolutely useless, but it will not be destroyed while in the womb still. Strike down any who seek to harm this child, whether they be mortal or immortal, Our own or from a different pantheon entirely.

I want Desmond's head on a pike. The first of you miserable lot to bring Me any evidence of his painful and gruesome death will receive a dose of Hellfire strong enough to put Hiroshima to shame and $ 10.000.000 in cash."

-~-~-~-

Tsk tsk. It is hardly fair game unless everyone knows what the game is. Granted, no one else outside of Hell denizens has any use for Hellfire. Perhaps you can roast a potato or two, or exchange it with someone for something a little more useful.

I have taken it upon myself to edit out all the unnecessary bullshit and self-righteous bragging. Satan's grandfatherly instincts does manifest itself in strange ways, but consider yourself in the know, Lust.


Envy, I would like my dog back. You haven't shot and/or eaten it, have you?

Aug. 5th, 2009

[Undecim]

[Private to Envy, Gluttony, Lust and Sloth]
I have not heard from Wrath, which was not unexpected, so I counted her out, and Greed was not interested, so he is not involved in this equation either.

In your inbox there should be an e-ticket under your mortal alias and an address to a place in Chicago. I will see you there on Thursday. I don't have the patience to deal with any uninvited guests so leave your demonic tag-alongs at home, please.

Sloth - don't be late. The plane won't wait for you and neither will we.


[Private to Gluttony]
I would appreciate it if you can keep this to yourself. Wouldn't want anything untoward happening to Temperance now, would we? You know if the demons from hell get wind of this, they will do a lot more than just kill her.

June 2011

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