Having your mum hang you would be bad. Will you still be awake and willing to put up with me afterward? It'll be a quiet night in, I promise.

Oh, christ. Don't apologise, just help me find something to wear.

You are so cute. Don't worry, button, I wouldn't shave it all off. Long hair is much more suited to the hippie way, after all. Even those of us in the NRA. I was thinking more a different colour.