Eat better, not have the covers stolen, and not get your butt pinched or smacked whenever you walk by?

I was thinking of taking some of the freebie products I get from Uncle Isaac and making a mantlepiece with them, while adding Oscar in the middle as the centerpiece, making it seem as if he's the uh, best and most often used of them all. He could be like a little fertility idol with a few things of lube all around him. A hat stand would be much more useful around you, though.