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User:allistair_ (291213)
Allistair Hall
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Name:Ali Hall
Website:my agent
E-mail:spiffchick@cox.net
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Bio:My bear and I contemplating the storyA man wakes up in the iron gibbet he's been left to starve to death in.
He knows that he was guilty of the crime they put him in there for, but he cannot remember what the crime was Across the crossroads from him are two other gibbets; There's a placard on the outside the first that reads 'rapist' and there's a placard on the outside of the second that reads 'murderer'. There's a dusty skeleton inside the rapist's cage, and there's a dying old man inside the murderer's cage. Our man can' tread the placard on the outside of his own cage, so he asks the old man to read it for him, to find out what he's done. The old man looks at the placard, looks at our man, thenspits in his face in disgust.


Some nuns come along. They say prayers over the dead rapist. They give food and water to the old murderer. They read our man's crime. The life drains from them and they walk away in tears.


A highwayman comes along. He looks over the rapist without much interest. He sees the old murderer, smashes the lock off his cage, sets him free. He comes to our man's cage, reads his crime. The highwayman smiles slightly. Our man smiles back, slightly. The highwayman raises his gun and shoots him through the heart. As ourman is dying he screams out, 'Just tell m e what I've done?!" The highwayman rides off without teling him what he's done. The last words that our man ever says are, "Will I go to Hell?" andd the last sound he ever hears is the highwayman quietly laughing.
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