Nobody forced them to put their info out there or to put their lives on display for you. It's hardly your fault if you just like to share it!
Good! It's been too long and I want to make sure you're still doing your very best, little one. I've been wonderful- the world is my oyster etc etc, the girlfriend's been wonderful and the job is better. Do you have a decent ID yet? You should come see the club, it misses you.