Hah. HAH! You presume me the petty tyrant of a tattered kingdom but I, I am the warrior-queen who conquered 420chan, 7chan, 5chan, Gurochan, and every nearly-identical barbarian tribe who once terrorized the hills and moors of Chanland. I laid siege to Scientologia for a hundred days and nights, my armies breathe the air of Hell and halitosis, and your blue and white fortress walls will crumble before the might of my legions of John Locke and Kraken.
For Allison Channing does simply walk into Mordor, Amber.