Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
Pfft, you presume to challenge me? The kingdom of Facebook has survived seiges, service outages, and lawsuits galore. The birth of New Facebook shook the foundations of the Internet. I have spread to every corner of the cyber world, and I have made myself truly immortal.
You will prove a worthy opponent, but one day, all your Internet are belong to me.