At exactly 9:03 am the voice activated response systems for over a dozen customer service lines change. The hollow, flat greetings of the computerized voices start out on script and then slur and start singing a different tune.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage - I can't afford a carriage, But you'd look sweet upon the seat Of a bicycle built for two.