10/8/10 06:03 pm
He's suspicious of the pie at first. This thing is not regulation food and yet here it is, sitting on his kitchen table with instructions that say he is to eat. The drone does not like this. Thinks that perhaps this is another test. The Generals may be trying to poison him.
Cutting the pie in halves he sets a piece under the kitchen sink. When he can still hear the demons shuffling around in the cupboards three hours later he eats the other half.
"Is very good!" He says out loud, pleased by this outcome.
The demons stay under the sink and weep at the sound of a happy Russian.