menage a menagerie |
[21 Jan 2007|11:24pm] |
Man: I thought we had something special, something transcendent, and then I was dumped for a lesbian goat. Woman: Poor boy. M: I tried to win her back. I brought her flowers. She ate them. I rubbed myself with lanolin; nothing worked. She said I was too conservative for her. I said I wasn't. She said prove it. I said how. She said do it with me and the goat. W: And you did? M: No!... I just watched. W: You watched a sheep and a goat. M: And a cow. W: A menage a trois. M: And a goose. W: A menage a quatre. M: And two pigs. W: A menage a menagerie. M: Yes. W: That must've been some turn-on. M: No, it was awful! I thought what she and I had was magical, I, I, I... (Breaking down:) I loved her. W: Buddy, you're in deep sheep. -- from "The Sheep (or Much Ado About Mutton)" by Rich Orloff, in Romantic Fools
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