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Stephanie Barker (watertowine_) wrote,
@ 2008-12-13 19:38:00

My brother just attempted to give me 'the talk'. Yes, that talk. I think my ears are bleeding.

I don't know if you've ever been subjected to this kind of pain, but if you have, I hope to God it wasn't coming from your older brother.

Things are going well at school. Our semester exams are coming up, but I'm not really worried. I am ready for Christmas break though, or 'winter break' as they're calling it officially now.

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	Steph pushit 2008-12-13 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Gross. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Dylan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Luckily, he cut off halfway through when I assured him I was still as virginal as ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph pushit 2008-12-13 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously, Stephanie? You should be careful, people might think you're boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sex doesn't make a person exciting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph pushit 2008-12-13 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	That depends on your perspective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Dylan. ~~The opportunity hasn't even come up yet.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph pushit 2008-12-13 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	If you don't use it, it's going to rot. That's allll I'm sayin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ew, Dylan. That's gross and totally untrue, might I add. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph pushit 2008-12-13 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Completely true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up. It's not like I'm waiting for marriage. It just hasn't happened yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph pushit 2008-12-13 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	So go looking for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Steph vigoratus 2008-12-13 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	That's... pretty scarring. Thankfully I was spared getting the talk from either one of my siblings. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Logan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. Lucky. Apparently my Aunt Beth told him he needed to, the witch. Oh, I told Gulliver you're back in town by the way. Hope you weren't keeping it a secret or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph vigoratus 2008-12-13 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	I had to get it from my dad, which might or might not have been worse. Gulliver? Hm. Great, thanks. It's not exactly a secret, don't worry about it. That kid just always seems like he's on a permanent sugar-rush... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Logan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	~~I wouldn't know~~ I don't think it's possible to have a positive experience with a sex talk. He's a good guy, Logan, and he's probably my best friend right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Logan vigoratus 2008-12-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	I think I agree. I didn't say he wasn't a good guy. Just... high-strung. So are you two like... I dunno, a thing now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Logan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	He's fun. A thing? Me and Gully? No. I don't think Gulliver would know what to do with a girlfriend, honestly. How are things with Natalia? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph vigoratus 2008-12-13 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh. Gotcha. Things with Nat are awkward almost to the point of being painful. Kind of like every other relationship in my life at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Logan watertowine_ 2008-12-13 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch. Well, mine aren't exactly awesome right now, either, if it makes you feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steph vigoratus 2008-12-14 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	I think the holidays just make things more uncomfortable for everyone. Speaking of which, what are you doing this year? Everyone's going crazy with this secret-santa stuff, but thankfully I've been exempt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Logan watertowine_ 2008-12-14 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what Secret Santa stuff you're talking about, so I'm guessing that means I'm exempt, too. If you'd like to come over and sulk together about it, I'm available. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gullywarps 2008-12-13 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	O__________O Isn't senior year a bit LATE to have that talk?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-12-13 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	outofphase 2008-12-14 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Thankfully mine was over and done with years ago from my mother. I'm also the eldest sibling, so maybe I could visit that particular horror on Claudja. I imagine she's already had it though...maybe it'd be more disturbing for Felipe. I'll let you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-12-14 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's not as if they don't teach us everything we need to know in school already. Vince, on the other hand, practically hyperventilated at the word 'sex'. Poor siblings. Videotape it for me, will you? I'd like to see if the horror on their faces is anywhere close to mine right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)