Title: Counting Calories
Timeline: Post-308
Warnings: Stupid, stupid crack.
Author's Notes: Based on a plot bunny by ohfreckle at qaf_bunnies. Justin refuses to give Brian any more blowjobs, because he's afraid his ass will get fat from the additional calories. I hope you like it, my dear!
Equal parts thanks and apologies to my beta xie_xie_xie.

I have been working on a fic for a long time. This isn't it.

( Counting Calories )