And to think you all might have thought that I'd disappeared. Did you think I'd really let some kink aficionado worm his way into all of your hearts and naughty places? As if I would! No, no, darlings. I've merely been preparing our Grand Opening. Now that you've all gotten over your initial fascination with the darling Kiki, I believe it's time to show you exactly what kink is all about.
Join us on April 28th at Gideon F. Warbeck's The Sensual Hedonist Grand Opening located off Diagon Alley on Wandmaker Lane.
20% discount off your first purchase and in honor of our grand opening, we're introducing our latest product, the intensifier that puts the kick back in your sensuality. Our new Intensified Orgasmic Opera Cremes are sure to shatter your world. Come in today for your free sample. It will be sure to spice up your day.
Your sensual pleasure shouldn't be left in the hands of just anyone, unless it's your own! Even then, isn't it nice to have a little extra help?