Hello, unnamed friend of my brother who I don't really know! Do me a favor and thank him for me. That's .. oddly amusing. I won't be in LA after Sunday so I'll have to take a rain check on the harassment.
As for Penn singing Bootylicious? I don't see that happening. He hates Beyonce. Ask him. And for option B? Again .. ask him. He's more apt to making a fool of himself if others are doing it to.