Okay, so I'm gonna do what I did with Jilli and see what I can help you out with.
First off - sign language. I got this. After Lyric was born, I bought those "teach your baby to" videos and books and I kinda learned along with her. So this is totally checked off your list.
Does Glee karaoke not count in the "be ridiculous" and "make a fool of myself in public" categories?
Also? Comic-Con. I wanna go! Can I? Can I?
Now you two have me thinking of making one of these lists. Oh dear.