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Tweak says, "I love when you order me pizza"

Cypher (_babelfish) wrote,
@ 2013-02-22 20:38:00

[0048: x-servers]
The robot overlords are coming.

Also, who emptied my minifridge?

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	boxedin 2013-02-23 02:01 am UTC (link)
	And it's not my fault. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Who would've thought? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boxedin 2013-02-23 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Someone (or several someones) just lost money in the 'end of the world as we know it' pool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 02:21 am UTC (link)
	~~Petra woul~~ Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boxedin 2013-02-23 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. ~~I need a drink -~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Can you describe the contents of this mini fridge? So I know what to look for. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	soul_in_limbo 2013-02-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
	I think his is the one with all the energy drinks in it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:07 am UTC (link)
	These energy drinks, they wouldn't happen to be carbonated, would they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm putting a padlock on the fridge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	You think that will deter a thief? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I think it would greatly narrow down the suspect pool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	To thems with super strength, lock-picking skills, those that can go intangible, and telekinetics? On, and whatever it is that Madison does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Superstrength would leave the fridge in pieces. Intangibility would leave it fried. So Madison, lockpicking skills, and telekinetics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	AKA none of my skillsets, fyi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't have the padlock yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	See? I just shown you why you shouldn't get a padlock. You're just gonna be out one padlock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	But all my fizzy drinks will be safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	"Safe" is such a relative term. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Doesn't include safe in your belly though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! Woah! Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty over here? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	soul_in_limbo 2013-02-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You know, this is making me wonder about my powers. Like maybe I can teleport part of me places-- you know, open a disk but not go all the way through. Then I could possibly do it inside of things I can't fit into, right? Yeah, padlock it, Doug. I have practicing to do! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	soul_in_limbo 2013-02-25 01:09 am UTC (link)
	No idea-- I didn't take them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-25 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Better question, why doesn't Doug just have a security camera? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soul_in_limbo 2013-02-27 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Maybe he's doing things in there he doesn't want to be recorded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-28 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	You got a point there. What are you doing in there, Doug, that you don't want anyone else to know about? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Fizzy drinks, Rogue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know about no fizzy drinks, Doug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Mmhmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	But if I see anything I'll be sure to let you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	soul_in_limbo 2013-02-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
	I am going to make a killing selling real estate in Limbo when the robots take over. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Robot overlords or demon overlords. Quite a decision that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soul_in_limbo 2013-02-25 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Not for me, since I get to be the overloard and all. Besides, I can package it as demon servants because they will do my (and by proxy whomever I say) bidding. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_coolguy 2013-02-23 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	IDK if I'd take someone seriously who wears a pin with skulls and crossbones on it. I think she works for Skynet and was sent from the future. Maybe she's even a robot herself... I mean, has anyone checked? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, because cutting open her arm to try to find robot bits would be such a good defense at your trial for assault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	I suggest rubbing a magnet over her forehead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	She'll sing "She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain." like Bender and magnets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I would pay all of $5 to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_babelfish 2013-02-23 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Big Spender. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	going_rogue 2013-02-23 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. All my money is tied up in mutual funds. (Reply to this) (Parent)