Brought Rory in for a tune up. New tires, brake check, lift-charm reworking and everything. Need to keep my baby healthy!
Toying with the idea of a side-car, but I keep thinking it'll look bloody awful. I mean, I'd look like a ponce riding around with one of those. So if you want a ride, you'd best be ready to get close and personal.

[Marauders]
Feels weird being back at Hogwarts. Anyone else get that weird deja vu feeling every few bloody steps? Is it also just me, or do the seventh years look hotter than they did when we were here? It's neat to see the professors' wing though. So much missed opportunity.

[Remus] [Upon reading this the journal makes a party noise-maker sound an spits a small handful of confettie]
Happy Birthday, Moony.

[Kreacher]
I found your little hideaway. Finally a place a charming and appealing as you are! What's in there? Those infiri are protecting something, aren't they?