Never have I wanted a chocolate frog more in my entire life than I do right this moment.
[James] Listen, mate, I know I haven't exactly been doing my 'best manly' duties lately. Sorry about that. What with Remus getting snatched, Pete getting seduced by the dark side of the Force for a moment there and cracking my head open, it's been sort of hard to focus. Don't worry though, Prongs. I'm getting it all back on track! First question...are you opposed at all to the concept of mass orgies?
[Moody] Karkaroff owled me. Says he hopes to 'catch a glance at my smooth little arse' next time he visits London. If he doesn't financially back you, I'm going to pluck your eye right from your head.