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Sirius Black (_bag_of_tricks) wrote,
@ 2017-05-29 10:35:00

I hear in Siberia they have yeti wrestling. You wrestle a fucking YETI and if you survive, they throw you this big parade and a party and give you money and everybody in town wants to have sex with you. I think I could do it. I mean, yeti are big fuckers but like...they aren't so tough! Right? I remember in Care of Magical Creatures class that they melt if you spit on them. Or maybe those were bog worms...

EITHER WAY! Pretty sure I could do it.

Fair warning, I may be very inebriated right now.

[Remus]
Are you in the house? Where? Come here instead. I ~~miss you~~ ~~want you~~ ~~need you~~ wanna grab your arse.

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	themoonman 2017-05-29 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	SIRIUS. You are NOT wrestling a yeti. And they don't melt. [Sirius] So tell me why would you want to have sex with everyone in some town in Siberia? Not saying that there's anything wrong with the people of Siberia. I'm sure they're very nice people. But that's not the point. You are ridiculous. I'm not home yet. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_bag_of_tricks 2017-05-29 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty sure they melt, love. [Remus] Nooo! That's not it. I don't want to have sex with everyone in some town in Siberia! I just want the all the party stuff and for the people to want to have sex with me. But they can't have me. Cause you have me. TAKE THAT SIBERIA! Daaaaamn it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius themoonman 2017-05-29 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. I'll be home soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus _bag_of_tricks 2017-05-29 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh come oooooon! Don't be like that, love. Don't tell me you don't want a parade and every bloke and bird in town fawning over you and your big strong muscles, and your handsome face, and your big... How soon? Cause it may determine if I wait for you or have a wank. Cause now you got me thinking about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius themoonman 2017-05-29 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I really don't. I don't know... soon-ish? I'm looking into some books at the moment. So I guess... have a wank if you need to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus _bag_of_tricks 2017-05-29 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Liar. Soon-ish? What books? You always know the best books. In school, you used to smell like books. Your fingers mostly. Did you know you make this cute face when you're reading? YOU DO! I loooove it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Sirius

themoonman
2017-05-29 06:29 pm UTC (link)

Okay, you're drunk.

I'm trying to see if I can find any books on dark objects, like that horcrux thing Dumbledore told us about. I'm looking in a few bookstores. There was only one book at Flourish and Blotts, but that was more of a History of well-known dark objects. I picked it up anyway, though it probably won't even mention horcruxes. It'll be interesting reading anyway.

I do not smell like books or make faces.

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	Remus _bag_of_tricks 2017-05-29 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	WRONG! I'm high, not drunk. Damn it, Moony, you should have taken me with you! You can't just go poking around places like that in Knockturn alone. The last time...I should have gone with you. Yes, you definitely do. At least the faces. Godric it's so fucking cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius themoonman 2017-05-29 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. High. And I didn't go into Knockturn. [...] Okay, I did, but I didn't stay too long. ~~I got spooked~~ Besides, last time was a fluke; he took me in a muggle bookshop. I just wanted to do something useful, and I love shopping for old books. I'll be damned if he gets to take this away from me. I guess it's cute. I'll just have to take your word for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus _bag_of_tricks 2017-05-29 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	High or not, I'm right. No he can't take book shopping away from you but...sorry. I just worry about you. Need to be sure you're okay. You know- I- Forget it. Sorry. Yes, it's cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius themoonman 2017-05-29 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Okay... you're sort of right. Right-ish. I promise I'm fine. I'll be home soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus _bag_of_tricks 2017-05-29 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Just so long as you're fine. I don't mean to be a bloody nag or babysitter. It's just ~~after what happened~~ I'm just being a nervous nelly. Probably the high talking. Okay, cute face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bigbadmouth 2017-05-29 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, yeah, it would be really fucking cool to wrestle a yeti. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_bag_of_tricks 2017-05-30 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Right?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tedgrowsdaisies 2017-06-02 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	You would lose. (Reply to this)