EVENTS! More like...death...vents. AMIRITE?
Mcgonagall will probably die.

FIRE! But later.

Dreams

Gender swapping

Memory loss

A secret room opens and people get stuck in it. Possibly in twos. Random twos. Controversially.

What's that sound?

Random people get their greatest desires

Random people have terrible experiences

Something involving terrible past relationships

Bole should torture people and wipe their memory of it