Vlad eventually made his way out back after being subjected to the traditional shenanigans from the great grandkids, sopping wet and a bit cold - luckily it was warm and sunny and he had wisely chosen to not wear his hat.
He saw his big brother sitting in a rocking chair a little out of breath and chuckled while opening a beer. "You're an asshole for leavin' me to fend off the kids by myself. Ugh, we're gettin too damn old for this shit, brother." He sat down on his special chair and took a swig of his beer.