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Benjamin Reynolds (
_cavendish_
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2010
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19
21:04:00
LISTEN HERE YOU DRUNK ASS HE-HAWING TRAILER TRASH HONKY TONK THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND BITCH WHEN YOU WANT TO TAKE A SPIN AND WRAP YOURSELF AROUND A TELEPHONE POLE YOU DON'T TAKE THE MERCEDES.
Women
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aquavitae
2010-07-20 08:54 am UTC
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HEY. ASSHOLE.
FUCK YOU!
I'LL DO WHAT I
WANT!
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aquavitae
2010-07-20 02:54 pm UTC
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Four hours later, Al's set his apartment's humidor on fire before showing up at the office with a bottle of champagne, a trenchcoat, a pair of stilettos and a beatific smile in place of any actual clothes.
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