It's not unusual for Big Tobacco to be unusually lucid and something close to nice for the first few weeks Al is around. Which of course only serves to put his already neurotic employees further on edge.


[Note left on Monkey's desk]


Well Paid Wage Slave,


No, I did not leave that particular package in your car with three bottles of Jack Daniels. That was Al. Don't forget to thank her.

- Mr. T

P.S.

Make sure you take Whitey for her walkies.