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Tweak says, "he would kick an ass or two"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-09-07 18:31:00

Hot damn.

Does anyone else wake up in the morning look in the mirror and think the world's a beautiful place because you exist?

Of course not. You aren't me.

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	itsnotyouitsme 2009-09-07 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I beg to differ. I look in the mirror and think that at least once a day. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Now here's a face I haven't seen in years. Where the hell have you been you double dealing bastard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotyouitsme 2009-09-08 01:30 am UTC (link)
	No shit! What the hell have you been up to for the past ninety years, you marvelous bastard? Woman troubles; you know how it goes. Just got a divorce of my very own, though, so the world is my flat-on-her-back oyster once more. It's good to be the king, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Expanding this great smoky empire of mine. Anti-Tobacco lobby still wants my balls and the new government is trying to hand 'em over. Divorce got a divorce, where the hell are you staying? I'm sending over a box of Havana's finest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotyouitsme 2009-09-08 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, fuck 'em. We both know how that's gonna turn out in the long run. Those damn dirty Cubans? You're a peach, sweetheart. I'm working just outside L.A. lately. Do you know how many people out here insist on smoking where no one can see? It's ree-dick-you-lus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	More money for me and another spike in teen smoking. What can I say - I'm a giver. Goddamn prudes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotyouitsme 2009-09-09 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Impressionable kids are a godsend, aren't they? The turnover rate for the old-enough-to-be-wed is sexy as hell, lemme tell ya. Cancer's not a pretty gift, sweetheart, but damned if I'll say no to generosity. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notanindiefilm 2009-09-07 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Hollywood. What do you think, dear? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I think you shine like the stars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notanindiefilm 2009-09-08 02:13 am UTC (link)
	You flatterer, you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	refining 2009-09-08 12:38 am UTC (link)
	And people call me the Asshole around here. Still breathing, you ballsy sonuvabithc? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 01:14 am UTC (link)
	They like me better then you. Did I tell you that I bought a Prius? It's a piece of shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-09-08 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Now that can't be healthy. What the hell did you do that for? I could've told you that and given you a Hummer for free. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 11:29 am UTC (link)
	Cancer is treatable, friend, can't say the same for sucking black blood from this great brown planet of ours. A moment of insanity. Let's push it off a cliff and you can give me a Hummer anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-09-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Haven't you heard? If it ain't me killing it eventually, there's an asteroid. At least I got a sense of humor than spacerocks. I'd rather fill it up with napalm, put it on the assembly line it came from and blow up everything Made in Japan. I'll think about the Hummer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_followthe383 2009-09-08 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Ben! You're here too, what a nice reunion. And of course that happens with me, duh. Where would the world be? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 01:09 am UTC (link)
	That's Mr. Reynolds to you, pipsqueak. Are you in NYC too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_followthe383 2009-09-08 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Hardly a pipsqueak these days, Mr. Reynolds. Of course! Classes start tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 01:20 am UTC (link)
	You'll remain a pipsqueak until you get past the ivy leagues, kid. Have a party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_followthe383 2009-09-08 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Pff. That's why you don't ask a lady's age. Sure will, we're setting up things for the freshmen on Friday and a private party on Saturday. How have you been, sir? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	omnisciency 2009-09-08 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh darling, do I even have to answer? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-09-08 11:49 am UTC (link)
	You could. If you wanted to get me all hot and bothered. It's been too long, Oh Queen of the Universe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	have_another 2009-09-09 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	I can't say I do. The world isn't beautiful; just me. (Reply to this)