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Benjamin Reynolds ([info]_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2010-11-09 15:24:00

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I HATE WOMEN.

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[info]victorious_girl
2010-11-10 01:29 am UTC (link)
Perhaps whoever made you feel that way has similar thoughts in regard to you.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:25 am UTC (link)
Get back in the kitchen and start making sandwiches, bitch.

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[info]victorious_girl
2010-11-10 02:30 am UTC (link)
That's just the approach to make women balk. It would seem you aren't good at this.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:32 am UTC (link)
And it's the constant lip flapping you crazy bitches do that make my dick shrivel up and die. Take the hint, toots, find something to put in your mouth and shut up.

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[info]victorious_girl
2010-11-10 02:35 am UTC (link)
And the same to you. Squawking is tiresome and you seem far too uptight. Maybe all you need is a good man.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:41 am UTC (link)
Eat my shorts.

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[info]victorious_girl
2010-11-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
Dull.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 12:37 pm UTC (link)
Keep coming back for more, sweetheart. It proves my point.

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[info]victorious_girl
2010-11-10 12:53 pm UTC (link)
To who, exactly? Yourself? The world is not watching this exchange to see if you are right or not.

You remind me of another blowhard I met years ago.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Like I give two shits? At the end of the day I'm the only thing that matters, toots.

Yeah, yeah. Nagging isn't foreplay you know. No matter what you bitches think.

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[info]victorious_girl
2010-11-10 01:06 pm UTC (link)
That's very difficult to believe.

That isn't a mistake I make, thank you.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Only if you've been living under a rock.

Let me make it simple for you: EACH TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH IT'S A MISTAKE. The end.

Later, blondie.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 02:19 am UTC (link)
I hear ya man. I hear ya.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:26 am UTC (link)
They make me want to be gay.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 02:28 am UTC (link)
Ever tried it out?

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:35 am UTC (link)
I don't fucking know, man. Touching another guy's dick seems wrong but these bitches aren't giving me a choice.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 02:41 am UTC (link)
You touch your own dick and there ain't jackshit wrong with that.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:43 am UTC (link)
That's because it's mine and it's fabulous.

You don't go around grabbing swords that don't belong to you.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 02:46 am UTC (link)
The hell you don't. Pay taxes? That's the whole of fucking America grabbing your dick.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 12:39 pm UTC (link)
We're not talking about metaphorical dicks here! THIS IS THE REAL FLESHY DEAL.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 12:44 pm UTC (link)
I know what you're talking about, and I've stuck my real fleshy deal up other peoples' real fleshy pieces of ass, and there ain't nothing wrong with it.

There's nuffin' like fuckin' a guy n' lightin' one up afterwards, y'know?

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm going to have to be really drunk first. Like a goddamn prom queen.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 01:09 pm UTC (link)
It ain't gonna be fun if you don't remember any of it.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 01:28 pm UTC (link)
From what I hear that's how first times are supposed to work.

If you think you might like it you go ahead and try it again after.

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[info]ares_godofwar
2010-11-10 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Don't be such a pussy - do it properly or stick to your psycho bitches.

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[info]khaeos
2010-11-10 02:31 am UTC (link)
Trifling bitches.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 02:39 am UTC (link)
You make everything all right again.

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[info]khaeos
2010-11-10 02:45 am UTC (link)
I've never heard that one before.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Want I should keep saying it?

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[info]khaeos
2010-11-10 03:25 pm UTC (link)
But why bother talking if it isn't dirty?

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[info]gimme_deets
2010-11-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
I know, right? Bitches.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-11-10 12:42 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck do you think you're talking about you gossip whore?

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[info]gimme_deets
2010-11-10 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Women and the hating of them, black-lunged jackass.

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