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Tweak says, "Manech aime Mathilde!"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2011-02-07 09:07:00

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! SHIT FOR BRAINS! ASS FOR HATS! CUNT PIRATES! USELESS SONS OF BITCHES! I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU! RE-HIRE YOU AND MAKE YOU START THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING FOOD CHAIN LICKING BOOTS AND ASSHOLES!I BITE ME THUMB AT THEE! I BITE YOUR FUCKING THUMB AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR EAR! YOUR FUCKING EAR YOU DAMNED NITWIT! COCKSUCKER!

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	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	I told you the herb fags wouldn't do you any good, Mr Biggie. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Come, my good man. We're going to get the elephant guns out of the secret floorboards and go rabbit hunting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Too big, sir. TOO BIG! HAMSTERS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	I think we're going to need some bazookas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	Not the one with the chick name. It fails massively. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	Lois? Yeah, I keep trying to get rid of her but I'll be damned if the thing doesn't keep climbing back out of the trash. We'll get pizza when we're done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	FAMILY-SIZED MEAT LOVER? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	That's the right kind of sausage fest! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	SAUSAGE AND TINNED BEANS IN EVERYONE'S PANTS! Wait no. We're not in England. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	They got funny teeth you know, the Redcoats and they boil all flavor outta their food on purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think they do that on purpose, boss. It's just an accident... that keeps happening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	So they aren't bland just stupid? I KNEW IT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	panicandfear 2011-02-07 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, the fried Mars bars aren't bad! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2011-02-07 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	You can fry anything and it'll taste good! It's impossible to screw up, dude! (Reply to this) (Parent)