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Tweak says, "washcloth tho"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-10-07 19:08:00

Heading to Texas as the weather sucks out here.

Bunch of freaks. When you all get snowed in and start playing Donner Party re-runs I'll be laughing my ass off.

Get ready for a stampede, fail monkey. That's right. I'm talking to you.

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	aquavitae 2009-10-07 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	There are actual cowboys for that sort of thing, Mr. Reynolds. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-08 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want professionals, Randy-pants. Where's the fun in that? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	refining 2009-10-08 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Don't think Texas is big enough for the both of us, cowboy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-08 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Are we getting territorial, Slick? We can always have a shoot out at the OK Corral. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-10-08 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck yes, we are! We could, if it wasn't in ARIZONA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-08 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, you're funny when you're feisty, snookums. Who gives a shit! It's a corral they all look the same. Let's find one and waste some bullets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-10-08 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a natural comedian, sweetheart, I always get the last laugh. Bullets? I'm game. You know how to handle a gun or does Uncle Brent gotta teach ya? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-09 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't stopped laughing at your ugly mug yet, cupcake. 1. You ain't my type. 2. Mine's bigger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-10-10 06:47 am UTC (link)
	'bout time someone did something about that, now isn't it? Yeah, cancerous tumors ain't my type either and like FUCK IS YOURS BIGGER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-10 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Is that a threat or a promise? Chemo keeps people thin don't you know. FUCK YES IT IS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-10-12 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I don't make promises, I fucking break them. 'COURSE it's a threat. Nobody likes skinny Dawn of the Dead extras. Fugly. FUCK YOU I DONT BELIEVE YOUR SHIT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-14 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	COME AND GET SOME YOU YAPPITY GREASE STAIN! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	have_another 2009-10-09 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Have fun. Send me an armadillo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-09 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	As what, a fur coat or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-10-09 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Surprise me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-10 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	If you say so. You know what happens when I get creative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-10-10 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	I think I can handle it. (Reply to this) (Parent)