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Tweak says, "Tick tick tick tick!"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-10-23 12:42:00

Rattlesnake in my boots this morning.

Monkey, are you trying to kill me? ~~If so it's time for a raise.~~

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	kiss4luck 2009-10-23 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	'Monkey,' darling? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-23 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	My assistant, Lady. Though I believe monkeys are smarter then it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kiss4luck 2009-10-23 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	You employ a monkey as an assistant? That sounds... messy, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-24 01:35 am UTC (link)
	It is. If the thing didn't make such funny faces I would have gotten rid of it long ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kiss4luck 2009-10-24 02:08 am UTC (link)
	You men and your senses of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aquavitae 2009-10-23 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~Frick!~~ Was that a rhetorical question, Mr. Reynolds? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-23 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	And to think I almost had reason to be proud of you. Horse shit needs shoveling. You know where to find the shovel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aquavitae 2009-10-24 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Heaven forbid. ~~But I wouldn't use a snake. I'd use scorpions.~~ I shovel enough shit as it is, Mr. Reynolds. I don't need to add the horses' on top of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-24 01:36 am UTC (link)
	See, this is not how it goes, Randy-pants. I sign the paycheck and you do as I say it's that simple. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gimme_deets 2009-10-24 12:14 am UTC (link)
	You really should at least try one of these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aquavitae 2009-10-24 12:26 am UTC (link)
	To kill my boss with a snake in his shoes? That doesn't usually look great on your resume after the fact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gimme_deets 2009-10-24 12:30 am UTC (link)
	No, doll, to try to kill him. It's not like he'd fire you. Hell, it'd probably just make him laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	have_another 2009-10-24 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to name it Benji. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-24 01:37 am UTC (link)
	What the hell. You're keeping it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-10-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
	A keepsake from you, darling? Why ever would I part with it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lafeeverte 2009-10-24 12:49 am UTC (link)
	My sister said something about armadillo's. Can I have one too? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-24 01:37 am UTC (link)
	Are you on crack? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Big omnisciency 2009-10-24 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I know it's last minute, handsome -- my fault, everything's been so scattered lately -- but would you do me the honour of escorting me to your Cousins' wedding? [ooc: So, I just realized that on the repost his name was left off and I'm so sorry! But Big T did get his own invite when they went out.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Media _cavendish_ 2009-10-24 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take you wherever you'd like to go, darling. [ooc: No worries! Big T's ego doesn't allow much room for family -_-] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Big omnisciency 2009-10-24 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	My hero, I'm sure that I don't know what I'd do without you. [ooc: Awesome, and Mari'll be happy to have him there -- shared users and all.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	contrachorus 2009-10-24 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Rattlesnakes?! Real, live ones? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-10-24 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	Why the hell would I be talking about a fake snake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	contrachorus 2009-10-25 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Now we'll never know. (Reply to this) (Parent)