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Tweak says, "love you guys"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-10-25 12:48:00

[National Security]

Jimmy boy, are you having a garage sale any time soon?

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	Private absolutecontrol 2009-10-25 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	A what? Are you hitting the bad fertiliser again? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-10-25 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Learn to speak American, pal. Heavy artillery. I want to buy some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private absolutecontrol 2009-10-25 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	After you. How heavy and for what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-10-25 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Heavy enough to stop a land invasion of the retarded kind. Who cares! I want some and I have bags of money to throw at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private absolutecontrol 2009-10-25 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Bags of money what the frak? What do you think I am, some kind of stripper? Don't answer that. You may not care but I do. Tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you'll get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-10-25 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'll answer that after this transaction is complete. Personal security and I have to go take out a shit load of hummers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private absolutecontrol 2009-10-25 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you meant actual artillery? Hm. Only if you promise not to damage government buildings. Grenade launchers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-10-25 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	What the hell did you think I was talking about? Yeah, yeah, no government buildings ~~does this mean people are exempt~~ . No tanks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private absolutecontrol 2009-10-25 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what you talk about half the time. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-10-25 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Shucks, Jimbo, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Fine, fine, spoilsport. Grenade launchers it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private absolutecontrol 2009-10-25 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Save your sweet talk for the... whatever tickles your fancy. One, two, ten? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-10-25 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry Jimmy, you aren't my type. Too short. Twenty. (Reply to this) (Parent)