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Tweak says, "Obey me, minion!"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-11-02 20:57:00

Grenade launchers and a Duke of Hell.

I think I'll buy a unicorn next.

Hey, Slick! I'M COMING FOR YOU.

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	trickyfingers 2009-11-03 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeaaah, I'm thinking not. I think you better talk to your dealers about their little slave trade, 'cause it ain't happening, heathen. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-11-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
	So you're the goods. You got horns and a tail, son? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-03 03:55 am UTC (link)
	...Goods. Fuck you, pal. I'm not goods to be bartered for. Pity you'll never find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-11-03 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Settle down, princess. Don't want you hopping up and down and waving a pitchfork. I'll take that as a no. Cloven hooves? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-03 04:10 am UTC (link)
	You don't have a fuckin' clue what a Duke of Hell is, do you, asshole? You want horns, hooves and tail, talk to the ones who set up the scam. That's where you'll find that shit, not here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-11-03 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	It sure as shit ain't a Ming vase. You're awfully sensitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-04 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Then you should have taken your damned money to E-bay or somewhere else. And you're an ass. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-03 09:50 am UTC (link)
	Is it not? Really now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-03 11:38 am UTC (link)
	My Lord, surely You cannot expect one of Your loyal subjects to go leaping into such a ridiculous deal! The bastard could be given a kitten and told it's a Duke of Your kingdom and he;d not know the difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-03 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	I never expected one of My loyal subjects to strike up a deal with a rogue Sin, either, Raum. It seems times are slowly but surely changing. The man did pay four and a half million dollars for you, if it is any consolation. Besides, what is but one night? Lighten up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-03 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Extenuating circumstances, my Lord, else the fool could burn in Hell for all I care - and yet might once I get my hands on the shithead. If it is the money, I will gladly offer double to Your coffers, and refuse the heathen yet. I've no desire to deal with this bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-04 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Four and a half million dollars is pocket change to me. Think of this more as... a lesson. A way to get back in My good graces, Raum. And believe you Me when I say that you are getting off very easy this time. Of course, with every second you are wasting by whining and complaining, the chances of you being properly punished yet are increasing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-04 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Forgive me, my Lord, but I fail to understand why kissing ass to some heathen would be in my best interest. ~~Summonings are bad enough.~~ Especially with this fool is a damned idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-05 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Raum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-05 03:46 am UTC (link)
	It is but a heathen, my Lord. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-05 06:07 am UTC (link)
	November 9th. Now, will you go to him by yourself or will one of My minions have to drag you? On a rope attached to the back of a car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-05 07:13 am UTC (link)
	I will have to check my schedule first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-05 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Dragged over concrete it is!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-05 07:23 am UTC (link)
	...You can tell Your minion to save his gas, my Lord. I will be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-05 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Too fucking late! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickyfingers 2009-11-05 07:56 am UTC (link)
	It will be a waste of time and Your resources, my Lord. I have already said that I will be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-05 08:01 am UTC (link)
	... For every other word that comes through your filthy mouth, I start breaking one of your fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_cavendish_ 2009-11-03 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	He's a mouthy cuss. Do I pick a day or does this bundle of joy get dropped on my doorstep? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crack icon ; because I can & big T = awesome. mephistopheles 2009-11-04 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Name a date and place. Rest assured that he will be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	HTML FAIL FOR THE LOSE! _cavendish_ 2009-11-05 02:51 am UTC (link)
	November 9th [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<place [...] here!>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] November 9th <place I can't think of right now inserted here!> Pleasure doing business with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mephistopheles 2009-11-05 06:05 am UTC (link)
	As you wish. I can assure you that the pleasure is all Mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	refining 2009-11-03 08:02 am UTC (link)
	With what, all of the above? I ain't surprised about the unicorn. What's a Duke of Hell anyways? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-11-03 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	I got three crates of grenades with your name on it. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I want to buy a unicorn and barbacue it for kicks. An overly sensitive sack of wannabe teenage angst. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-11-03 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Good thing about grenades is that you can throw 'em back to the stupid guy that threw 'em at you in the first place. Unicorns don't exist, you wacko. You bought that kind of crap? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-11-05 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Like fuck they don't exist! If we've got gods of fairy dust prancing around unicorns definitely exist. I didn't know what it was when I bought it. Next time I'm giving my money to Green Peace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	refining 2009-11-06 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Gods of what? Where the hell are those? Next you're going to say Vegetable Oil - AND DONT YOU FUCKING SAY IT EITHER. Fuck that, give it to me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	have_another 2009-11-04 03:22 am UTC (link)
	It's times like these I wish I paid attention. (Reply to this)