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Benjamin Reynolds ([info]_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-11-19 07:45:00

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Take a deep breath, kiddies, and remember that no matter how much you hate daddy he still loves you.

I think we can all agree. A world without Big T isn't worth living in.

Monkey! We've got a memorial service to attend on Friday and metric ton of meetings with the insurance carriers, law marshmellows and the baby Jesus.

Extra crispy, Valdez. Come and get it you loud mouthed son of a bitch.


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[info]aperire
2009-11-19 01:12 pm UTC (link)
So we have you to thank for yesterday. Wonderful.

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[info]_cavendish_
2009-11-19 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Had to show that sissy Christian bitch who packs a meaner punch. What of it?

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[info]aperire
2009-11-19 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh for fuck's sake.

What do you think I mean? I'm all for making people miserable as long as I'm not one of them.

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[info]ex_followthe383
2009-11-19 01:49 pm UTC (link)
OMG it feels so damn good.

You're so fucking screwed. What are you gonna do if I stop poking kids to join the Popular Students Smoke club, Benjamin Reynolds?

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[info]_cavendish_
2009-11-19 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Better settle down there, tootsie pop. The Big T giveth and he taketh away.

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[info]ex_followthe383
2009-11-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
Take away? Don't you fucking dare, or I'll make you regret the day you got in every school in the country.

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[info]gimme_deets
2009-11-19 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I hate you, you son of a bitch. I'm going to decorate my apartment with Raum's entrails.

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[info]_cavendish_
2009-11-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Love is highly overrated. Hate feels so much better.

Do it and you'll be my favorite person for five minutes which is exactly four minutes longer then I've ever favored anyone.

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[info]gimme_deets
2009-11-19 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I agree, love is only worth it if there's a good dose of hate tossed in. Why choose when you can mix?

Oooh, ~four whole minutes? Twice as long as you take in bed, I hear.

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[info]have_another
2009-11-19 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Glad to see you're back to fighting form again.

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[info]_cavendish_
2009-11-19 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Back? Honey, I never left.

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[info]have_another
2009-11-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Semantics.

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[info]refining
2009-11-19 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Hope your face is all shiny an' brand new, 'cause I'm going to have the pleasure of breakin' it in for you, Reynolds.

Oh, and I'm bringin' someone along for the ride; she's got one or two things she'd like to say to you, too.

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[info]_cavendish_
2009-11-19 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I love you too.

How many times have I told you - NO I WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU.

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[info]refining
2009-11-19 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Not as much as I love ya crispy, you sicko.

LIKE I WOULD WANT YOUR MOUTH TOUCHING MY COCK.

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