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Tweak says, "Put some pants on"

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-12-09 18:05:00

Honey, I know you want me. You don't have to play coy or hard to get. I won't say no.

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	needsmoar 2009-12-10 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Okay. ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-12-10 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	I think I know you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needsmoar 2009-12-10 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	If that was your girlfriend and those were her panties, then I've never met you before. Otherwise, yeah, you seem familiar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-12-11 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I don't have a girlfriend. Only a million girls that wish they were my girlfriend. Did I meet you during the 60s? I hope it wasn't the 60s. That was a weird fucking time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needsmoar 2009-12-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Wow. You're such a prick. I like it~ If you can remember the 60s, you weren't there. Or was that the 70s? You know, I have a lot of trouble remembering the 20th century, period. So yeah, we probably met then. Forgive me if I don't remember your name...? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fda_approved 2009-12-10 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Unlike you, the majority of humanity has these little things called standards. But thank you for the chuckle of the day. Go back to slowly shriveling and dying any time now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-12-11 01:39 am UTC (link)
	It's okay, sugar plum. Denying it only makes it harder on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fda_approved 2009-12-11 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Delusion only makes reality crash down harder, you realize. Call me sugar plum again and I'll have some Depo Provera slipped into your morning coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jamanko 2009-12-11 06:27 am UTC (link)
	You needn't go through all that trouble. I've heard imaginary women are easy to woo. (Reply to this)