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Tweak says, "I'm not your housekeeper "

Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2010-01-02 09:49:00

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((Why yes, Big Tobacco is currently using his head to type.))

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	mmprincess 2010-01-02 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Mr. Reynolds? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, princess. Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmprincess 2010-01-02 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Never everything, but enough. How are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-03 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Never settle my dove! Fantastic. It's a New Year and I've got new list of people to put in their place. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fda_approved 2010-01-02 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Uh oh, is someone not feeling so well~? I'm sure I can think of a thing or two that might help! Perhaps some arsenic off the bat! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	And fine morning to you too, lover. Awww, peaches, it's sweet of you to want to look out for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fda_approved 2010-01-02 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	It is a fine morning, isn't it? Sun is shining so brightly! I worry for all the disturbing little critters that populate this earth, yourself included. What's the matter, pumpkin? Delivered another sub-par performance? You know, all you have to do is ask. We are here to help! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Why no, sweet cheeks, no one ever gets over how amazing I am. I know, I know, it's hard but you can get through this. I'm here to help. Just make sure you book a meeting two weeks in advance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fda_approved 2010-01-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Denial is ok, you know. It is only one of many steps on the road to recovery. We will get you through this! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want a committed relationship! Woman! Stop suffocating me with all your needs! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Wake up, you were just banned in bars and restuarants in North Carolina of all places. What a lovely morning it is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	You want me to be surprised that this country is full of fucking traitors? I gotta go make a call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a little too late to reverse it, but have fun trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Not trying to reverse it, donkey butt. Going to talk to my boys over at Duke Energy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	To tell them to try harder at complying with Green Energy standards? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	For someone who likes to spend money you don't have much appreciation for the things that pad those pockets. I'll start yanking tobacco money now. Make this old ship sink faster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	They can pad my pockets and go Green at the same time. It creates jobs, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'll tell them to paint the tower to the new nuclear plant green and call it a day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	...Sometimes it's as if you and my brother are the exact same person. Oh, and you can tell them that I'm greatly enjoying watching my sister's people delay construction by chaining themselves to machinery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I like your brother. Arresting unwashed hippies is better then clubbing baby seals. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	You club baby seals? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	You don't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	I leave my clubbing for baby elephants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-02 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be alright, kid, if you weren't such an ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allamericanboy 2010-01-02 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Gee, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	refining 2010-01-02 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Real intelligent soundin'. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2010-01-03 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know you could spell intelligent. Huh. (Reply to this) (Parent)