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Benjamin Reynolds ([info]_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2010-01-10 10:18:00

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I'm going back to Vegas. Don't call me.


[Assistant's to Do List]

1. Buy new office chairs
2. Find that thing, you know what I'm talking about
3. Buy more ammo. *For ALL the guns
4. Go see Jenny Craig

Upon arriving at the office on Monday morning the assistant will find the top three floors a utter wreck. Looks like a herd of elephants had run through the place and had a party with some gorillas. It goes without saying she will have to get everything cleaned up.


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