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Benjamin Reynolds ([info]_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2010-03-02 17:08:00

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Entry tags:narrow down the wish list, sorry gambling, tribute to god

Got sent a golden fucking ticket. Life is sublime.


[Sent to Wally at the office]

A rather fishy smelling crate and a note.

Found this mostly dead kind of twitchy pale thing. It reminded me of you.

- Big T

P.S.

Architect said that the statue could not be 343,234,325 feet tall.



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[info]upanddown
2010-03-02 10:46 pm UTC (link)
From: "Matt Sterling" <matt.sterling@vernandco.com>
To: "Benjamin Reynolds" <xxx@xxxxxx.xxx>
Date: Tuesday, 02-03-2010, 17:43
Subject: (no subject)

Named him Benny.

Why not? It's a reasonable height!

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-03-03 12:12 am UTC (link)
From: "Benjamin Reynolds" <xxx@xxxxxx.xxx>
To: "Matt Sterling" <matt.sterling@vernandco.com>
Date: Tuesday, 02-03-2010, 17:43
Subject: re:(no subject)

It's still alive? Shit.

Something about not being able to reach the stratosphere. Good help is so hard to find these days. They don't seem to keen on knocking the green whore down either.

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[info]upanddown
2010-03-03 12:34 am UTC (link)
From: "Matt Sterling" <matt.sterling@vernandco.com>
To: "Benjamin Reynolds" <xxx@xxxxxx.xxx>
Date: Tuesday, 02-03-2010, 17:59
Subject: Re: (no subject)

Barely but he'll be fine. Made #3 take him to the vet.

What kind of idiots did ya hire? Hairy-leg feminist bitches?

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-03-03 01:02 am UTC (link)
From: "Benjamin Reynolds" <xxx@xxxxxx.xxx>
To: "Matt Sterling" <matt.sterling@vernandco.com>
Date: Tuesday, 02-03-2010, 18:10
Subject: re:(no subject)

Hell no. This involves math. Women can't do math. Maybe we need to look elsewhere. Wave enough money around and we're bound to get what we want.

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[info]upanddown
2010-03-03 01:44 am UTC (link)
From: "Matt Sterling" <matt.sterling@vernandco.com>
To: "Benjamin Reynolds" <xxx@xxxxxx.xxx>
Date: Tuesday, 02-03-2010, 18:19
Subject: Re: (no subject)

I could ask the mean old bastard. He's got weird friends.

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