Spectacularly stupid weather aside being in New York has made me so high I make the space station look low.

Keep puffing away my freaky friends.

Left for the Assistant under a pack of Virginia Slims



- Find and buy someone who controls the weather. Try to keep it in the low six figures.

- Look into weight loss programs (for you)

- Dry cleaning in South Carolina needs to be picked up.

- Refurbish the penthouse using only hypoallergenic materials.

- Get rid of Dorothy and her little dog too.