Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Cargo cults are cool."

Username: 
Password:    
Remember Me
  • Create Account
  • IJ Login
  • OpenID Login
Search by : 
  • View
    • Create Account
    • IJ Login
    • OpenID Login
  • Journal
    • Post
    • Edit Entries
    • Customize Journal
    • Comment Settings
    • Recent Comments
    • Manage Tags
  • Account
    • Manage Account
    • Viewing Options
    • Manage Profile
    • Manage Notifications
    • Manage Pictures
    • Manage Schools
    • Account Status
  • Friends
    • Edit Friends
    • Edit Custom Groups
    • Friends Filter
    • Nudge Friends
    • Invite
    • Create RSS Feed
  • Asylums
    • Post
    • Asylum Invitations
    • Manage Asylums
    • Create Asylum
  • Site
    • Support
    • Upgrade Account
    • FAQs
    • Search By Location
    • Search By Interest
    • Search Randomly

Benjamin Reynolds ([info]_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2010-06-17 20:26:00

Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Entry tags:halp, it was supposed to be a white rhino, we'll call it whitey anyway

If you can't rely on black market poachers who can you rely on? Next time I write return to sender on the crate and demand my money back.

Are you supposed to feed kids something other then ketchup packets? Nah, didn't think so.


(Post a new comment)


[info]aquavitae
2010-06-18 12:45 am UTC (link)
What viewers cannot appreciate is Big T's assistant spazzing the fuck out over an illegally imported Chinese baby sitting in a box of packing peanuts.

(Reply to this)


[info]khaeos
2010-06-18 12:51 am UTC (link)
No one's immune to random factor.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 01:11 am UTC (link)
I was going to shot it with my elephant gun.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]khaeos
2010-06-19 12:01 am UTC (link)
On Friday, Big T receives several books for new parents. Starting on Saturday, he will receive one large animal of your choice a day for six days, all eminently suitable for shooting with his elephant gun. Who loves ya, babe?

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-18 03:24 am UTC (link)
You're supposed to feed them food. Good food. Not.....ketchup. I hope you aren't actually feeding a child with just ketchup.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 10:48 am UTC (link)
Did you get a child in a box too?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-18 11:46 am UTC (link)
What? No! Is that where you found it? Why.....if it isn't yours, you can find someone to take care of it who will know how to!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm not giving it away! I paid for it!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-18 09:46 pm UTC (link)
You...paid for it? Why? Where did you get it?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
I paid for a rhino and got a kid. I got jipped.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-18 10:18 pm UTC (link)
That's very strange. Are you going to...I don't even even know if returning it or keeping it would be the better thing to do.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm keeping it. Unless it smokes menthols.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-19 07:17 pm UTC (link)
It shouldn't smoke anything!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Are you the god of smokes? No, I don't think so. SO SHUT UP.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-19 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Worse people than you have told me that before, and I will not stay quiet if I don't think I should. No one should harm themselves by smoking, and no one should encourage a child to do so!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
You gonna make the sign of the cross and say something about the power of Christ too?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-19 07:30 pm UTC (link)
There isn't any reason to mock me. My faith has nothing to do with this conversation. If a rational discussion isn't possible for you, I'm sorry. Just say so!

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:45 pm UTC (link)
You're a woman who keeps opening her mouth that's invitation enough.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]purity_thought
2010-06-20 04:52 am UTC (link)
I do hope you don't end up spending much time with that child.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]in_the_mere
2010-06-19 12:03 am UTC (link)
I may be able to provide a trade.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Get bent.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]in_the_mere
2010-06-19 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Would you like a rhinoceros, or has the idea gone stale?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I hate repeating myself, lady.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]fda_approved
2010-06-18 05:46 am UTC (link)
Have you tried puppy kibble?

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 10:56 am UTC (link)
I'll send the monkey to go get some.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]fda_approved
2010-06-18 11:57 am UTC (link)
The tomatoes in the ketchup are probably too acidic when they're too young. At least the kibble provides a balanced diet to gum through.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 08:59 pm UTC (link)
It's already got teeth. Maybe it needs a bone to chew on.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]command_me
2010-06-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
That's not what you need.

If you have a kid, treat it right.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Sure, sure.

I'll get it a doggy bed too.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]command_me
2010-06-18 10:19 pm UTC (link)
If you aren't going to treat the child properly, give it to someone who will.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:16 pm UTC (link)
I'll do what I want. So shove off, matey.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]command_me
2010-06-19 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Is that so. We've all gotta suit ourselves.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Stop talking already. You're giving me a headache.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]command_me
2010-06-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Shame. Could stop the headache for you. Not by shutting up, though.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Don't threaten your betters, blockhead.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]command_me
2010-06-19 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh, don't worry about me. I never do.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]fda_approved
2010-06-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Ignore the flying feather duster, what do they know about these things?

Something big and rawhide should do the trick. Unless of course you'd prefer it to gnaw on your furniture.

Might also thing of getting it a leash and collar so you can chain it up somewhere so it's not off into things.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Baby cakes, why are you being so helpful? It's not like you've got to try and stab me in the back.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]fda_approved
2010-06-19 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Paranoid?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]_cavendish_
2010-06-19 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Curious, dollface, curious.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]fda_approved
2010-06-19 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Merely amused that your biological clock got the best of you.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]vexevix
2010-06-19 07:56 pm UTC (link)
How about you just eat it instead? Use the ketchup on the baby instead of wasting it on something that's just going to die anyway.

(Reply to this)

Home | Site Map | Manage Account | TOS | Privacy | Support | FAQs