Aww. But I like a good spanking every now and then. And I should hope you could. I mean you're so ancient that you've had plenty of time to think about it. Hehehe.
Seriously though, when and where do you want me? I haven't really done this before. I mean I did, but last time a friend bought me and we just had a girls hanging out week so it wasn't like the real deal or anything. I don't want to do something wrong.